Johnny Sanchez - Childhood

  • Season 3 , Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 3,331

Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break. (1:54)

AS WE'RE TRYING--YOU KNOW, I GO THROUGH THIS--

I'VE GONE THROUGHWITH THE LATINO STUFF

AND THE SHORT STUFF,BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS,

AS WE GET OLDER,IT'S HARDER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

WE PULL FURTHER ANDFURTHER AWAY FROM OUR CHILDHOOD.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE PLANSWITH OTHER PEOPLE.

BUT NOT WHEN WE WERE A KID.

WHEN YOU WERE A KID, MAN,YOU JUST STARTED--

YOU REMEMBER THAT?

THE MINUTE YOU GOT BORED, YOUJUST STARTED DOING SOMETHING.

IT WAS BRILLIANTIN YOUR MIND.

REMEMBER THAT?REMEMBER THIS?

THIS IS AN HOUR AND A HALFRIGHT HERE.

YOU REMEMBER THIS?

NO IN-LAWS; NO FRIENDS.

JUST AN HOUR AND A HALF

SCREWING UP YOUR MOM'S BEDRIGHT THERE.

DO THATON YOUR NEXT LUNCH BREAK.

THAT'S A--"WHAT'S WRONGWITH JIM OVER THERE?"

"I'M JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME.MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS."

I THINK THAT WAS THE WHOLEBEAUTY ABOUT BEING A KID:

YOU WOULD COME UP WITH ITAT THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT.

IT WAS DUMB AND CORNY.

IT WAS THE FACTTHAT YOU CAME UP WITH IT.

YOU THOUGHTYOU WERE BRILLIANT.

REMEMBER YOU BEINGIN THE OTHER ROOM BORED?

"MAN, I'M BORED, MAN."

YOU JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP.THIS IS GREAT, RIGHT?

REMEMBER THAT?

"ALL RIGHT, I'M GOINGTO RUN IN THE KITCHEN,

TOUCH THE REFRIGERATOR,AND COME BACK."

[laughter]

"ALL RIGHT."

[laughs]

YEAH, A LITTLE VICTORY DANCE.

[laughs]

SOMETIMES YOU'RE REALLY BORED,YOU KNOW, LIKE,

"MAN, I'M REALLY BORED.I NEED A BUZZ."

[laughter]

"ALL RIGHT.I LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE."

OR HOW ABOUT--

I USED TO DOTHE PEEL-OUT THING.

MAYBE THE MEN CAN RELATETO THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I USED TO DOTO MY SISTERS ALL THE TIME.

LEANING DOWN,TYING HER SHOE.

pffft!

THAT'S WHAT I DO RIGHT THERE.

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WHY DON'T WE DO THAT ANYMORE?

DO THAT AT MACY'S THE NEXT TIMEYOU'RE IN THERE, YOU KNOW?

"$38--HOW MUCH?"

pffft!

"I DON'T THINK SO."

pfft!

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