Pablo Francisco - Creepy Latino

Pablo Francisco: They Put It Out There Season 1, Ep 0101 11/05/2011 Views: 6,611

Pablo Francisco finds it hard to understand some Latinos. (2:35)

>> YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

MAN, I'M SWEATING UP A STORMALREADY.

I KNOW, MAN, I'M STARTING TO--♪ SWEATING HIS ASS OFF

♪ SWEATING I'M SORRY.

I CAN JUST COMB MY HAIRIN ANY POSITION.

IT'S THAT LIGHT RIGHT THERE.

THAT LIGHT'S CRUNCHING ME UP.

THAT ONE--[fizzing]

[high-pitched squeal]I CAN FEEL THE HEAT.

[fizzing][high-pitched squeal]

IT'S LIKE A LITTLE TINY--[Latino accent] IT'S A

LITTLE TINY TORTILLA LIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT--THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

RIGHT THERE.

I LOVE THAT GUY.

I LOVE YOU!

[Latino accent] IT'S--[chuckles] IT'S THE HEAT.

IT'S A LITTLE LIGHT.

[chuckles]THAT'S HOW MOST LATINOS TALK

SINCE THE IMMIGRATION LAWCAME OUT.

[Latino accent] HELLO?

[whimpering]"WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

THAT'S--[deep voice] THE IMMIGRATION

LAWS COME.

NOW JOSE IS MORE SCAREDTHAN EVER.

[high-pitched whimpering]WHY--YOU GO BY THE HOME DEPOT,

AND I LOVE LATINOS.

I LOVE THEM.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THOSE ONES KINDOF CREEP ME OUT.

[high-pitched whimpering]"I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST FOR ME."

YOU'LL SEE 'EM, MAN.

[high-pitched whimpering]HE HAS A CHIPPED TOOTH.

[whimpering, whistling]"THEY CALL HIM R2-D2.

HE SPINS."

[whistling]YOU'LL BE DRIVING THERE--

OH, BUT SOMETIMES YOU GET THATONE LATINO, HE'S, LIKE, MISSING,

LIKE, THREE TEETH AND HE SOUNDSLIKE A GOBLIN.

HE'S LIKE,[in odd voice] HOLA, COMO ESTAS?

[speaking Spanish]HOLY SMOKE.

[imitates trumpet tooting]GET OUT.

GO.

YOU TWO KNOW WHAT'S UP.

[cheers and applause]HE SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GOBLIN.

[speaking Spanish]HE COULD WORK FOR THE DEVIL.

THAT'S WHAT--[laughs]HE COULD WORK FOR THE DEVIL.

[imitating rumbling footsteps]"JOSE.

JOSE.

[speaking Spanish][laughs demonically]

ARE YOU ONE OFMY EVIL GOBLINS?"

"[speaking Spanish]"