"I'm more into Storage Wars."
"I hope he has somethingon Storage Wars."
Turns out I do; here it is.
You watch that show?
You watch Storage Wars?
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yeah.You watch it likethat's your life?
That's your life?You go to a storage facility.
Someone opens a door,"I don't know, a thousand!"
"I just see all the boxes!I don't know!"
"Just the... that's what I do!"
"Turns out the unitwas worth $1,500."
That's how you knowthe U.S. Government
is now involved in television production.
They're like, "Hey, makesome shows where they think
200 bucks is cool, y-y-yeah."
"No, no, the economy'snot doing well."
"Make 'em think $200 is sweet."
Used to be Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Nope. 100 bucks.
"100 bu...Oh! (chuckles) okay."
"Okay, we are sittin' pretty,(chuckles) yeah."
(with Southern accent):"They opened up, the, uh,
they opened up the door. I lookin the back corner, I'm like...
"That's a gumball machine!David!
"That's a gumball machineback there!
"Da... get over here, David.
"That's a gu...It's a gumball machine,
"or it's some kind ofweird aquarium for gumballs.
Okay? Come on, Dave."
I yelled out, I said 100.I'm going 100.
Turns out, that thing...
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,ah, ah... ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
38 bucks! Yeah!
You watch that, you watch itand you're like,
"Geez, is that your life?"And you take one step back
and you're like, "Oh, my God,I'm watching your life.
Who am I?"