Rory Scovel - Storage Wars

  • Season 1 , Ep 101
  • 05/11/2012
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Rory Scovel thinks that the U.S. government is now involved in television production. (2:03)

"I'm more into Storage Wars."

"I hope he has somethingon Storage Wars."

Turns out I do; here it is.

You watch that show?

You watch Storage Wars?

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yeah.You watch it likethat's your life?

That's your life?You go to a storage facility.

Someone opens a door,"I don't know, a thousand!"

"I just see all the boxes!I don't know!"

"Oh!"

"Just the... that's what I do!"

"Turns out the unitwas worth $1,500."

"500 bucks..."

"Ooh... "

That's how you knowthe U.S. Government

is now involved in television production.

They're like, "Hey, makesome shows where they think

200 bucks is cool, y-y-yeah."

"No, no, the economy'snot doing well."

"Make 'em think $200 is sweet."

Used to be Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Nope. 100 bucks.

"100 bu...Oh! (chuckles) okay."

"Okay, we are sittin' pretty,(chuckles) yeah."

"100 bucks."

(with Southern accent):"They opened up, the, uh,

they opened up the door. I lookin the back corner, I'm like...

"That's a gumball machine!David!

"That's a gumball machineback there!

"Da... get over here, David.

"That's a gu...It's a gumball machine,

"or it's some kind ofweird aquarium for gumballs.

Okay? Come on, Dave."

I yelled out, I said 100.I'm going 100.

Turns out, that thing...

was worth...

$138.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,ah, ah... ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪

38 bucks! Yeah!

You watch that, you watch itand you're like,

"Geez, is that your life?"And you take one step back

and you're like, "Oh, my God,I'm watching your life.

Who am I?"

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