Space - Warp Speed

  • Ep 9
  • 04/08/2010
  • Views: 31,381

In the future, mankind will be able to travel at warp speed at the touch of a button. (2:18)

HEY.HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

GOOD. DID YOU HAVEA GOOD WEEKEND?YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN.

YEAH.WELL, DID YOU DOANYTHING FUN?

UH, JUST WENT OUTFOR A SPACE DINNER.YUM.

HEY, SO I JUST GOT THIS NEW WARPSPEED INSTALLED IN THE SHIP.

I THINK WE SHOULDTRY IT OUT.REALLY?

YEAH.HOW DO YOU--HOW DO YOU DO IT?

JUST THIS BUTTON.HERE, LET'S TRY IT.

SHOULD WE STRAP INOR ANYTHING, OR IS IT--YEAH, STRAP IN.

OKAY.OKAY, HERE WE GO.

(whoosh)

OH, MAN,THAT WAS AWESOME.WOW, THAT WAS SO GREAT.

THAT WAS AWESOME.(laughter)

UM...WHAT?

UH... NOTHING. I MEAN,HOW DO YOU--HOW DO YOU FEEL?

THAT WAS COOL.

YOU DIDN'T DO...I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.I MEAN, MY HEAD'S--

I FEEL, LIKE,A LITTLE DIZZY.

ARE YOU GUYS--DO YOU FEELANY KIND OF WEIRD EFFECTS?UH, YEAH.

UM...LIKE, THE SAME THINGAS YOU, PROBABLY.

YEAH, EXACTLY THE SAME.REALLY?

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU--WHAT DO YOU FEEL?I FEEL LIKE...

LIKE I SHOT OUTOF MYSELF...MM-HMM.

FOR A SECONDOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?MM-HMM. OH, YEAH. TOTALLY.

YEAH, MM-HMM.YEAH, MM-HMM. YEAH.DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A--YEAH.

SAME THING FROM US, TOO.PRETTY COOL, THOUGH. I MEAN,THAT WAS PRETTY INTENSE.

I'M JUST THINKING MAYBEWE SHOULD TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.

YEAH.OKAY.

(whoosh)

OKAY, I THINKTHAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

YEAH. YOU GUYSALL RIGHT?UM...

WELL, UH... OH, BOY.SHOOT.

WHAT?UM, I THINK WE SHOULDTRY IT ONE MORE TIME

JUST BECAUSE THIS TIME, I DIDN'T"NOSE" WHERE WE WERE GOING.

(laughter)WHAT?

ARE YOU MAKING FUNOF ME?

WHAT? NO, NO. SORRY.IT WAS AN INSIDE JOKE.

I GET IT. I HAVE A BIG NOSE,OKAY? VERY FUNNY.

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOWWHAT IT'S...

FULLY...

OKAY, LET'S GO BACK.ENOUGH.

(whoosh)

UH...MM...

(laughing) UM...

MM, WE SHOULD GO AGAIN.YEAH.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGWITH MY FACE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYSARE TRYING TO TELL ME?THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHINGWRONG WITH YOUR FACE.

JUST TELL MEWHAT IS GOING ON.

YOUR FACE SUCKSRIGHT NOW.(laughs)

THIS IS FUNNY, HUH?WE'LL JUST GO IN WARP SPEEDAGAIN. MAYBE IT'LL FIX IT.

YEAH, JUST HIT THE BUTTON,LIKE, TWICE MAYBE.YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUSAID LAST TIME.

OKAY.WHAT KIND OF BUTTONIS THIS?

IT'S THE BEST ONETHEY HAD.

(whoosh)

THIS IS STARTINGTO PISS ME OFF. (whoosh)

WAIT, I NEEDTO TALK TO-- (whoosh)

WHAT THE HELL?THAT ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS.I'M--I'M PRESSING IT.WAIT. DON'T, DON'T,DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!

WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS.YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.OH, I BROKE THE BUTTON.

(audience) OH!I'M GOING TO KILLBOTH OF YOU.

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