The Lucas Brothers - Twin Problems

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 12/12/2013
  • Views: 24,765

The Lucas Brothers have a good rule of thumb for taking mushrooms. (1:40)

- YOU GUYS ARE, UH--

YOU'RE, UH--YOU'RE FAR TOO KIND.

WAY TOO KIND.

- YEP.

- IT GETS KIND OF WEIRD,BEING A TWIN.

- SOMETIMES.

- ESPECIALLY, LIKE,WHEN YOU DO DRUGS.

- BUT NORMALLY,WE SMOKE WEED.

LIKE, THAT'S OUR GO-TO DRUG.

BUT WE TRIED TO STEP OUR GAME UPTHIS MONTH...

[laughter]

SO WE TRIED 'SHROOMSFOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

[scattered cheers]

- HERE'S A RULE OF THUMB.

YOU SHOULD NEVER DO 'SHROOMSWITH A DUDE

WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU, MAN.

WEIRD.

- VERY BIZARRE.

- WE DID DRUGS.IT GOT US FIRED.

IT WAS CRAZY.

- IT WAS A TERRIBLE JOB,

'CAUSE THE DUDETHAT WE WORKED WITH

ALWAYS COMPLAINEDABOUT IT.

- HE WOULD SAY THE SAME SHITALL THE TIME,

LIKE, "MAN, THEY WORKIN' USLIKE SLAVES."

- IT'S LIKE,"DUDE, WE'RE SELLING CABLE.

THIS IS NOTHINGLIKE SLAVERY."

BUT IT GOT USTO THINKING, MAN,

YOU EVER WONDER HOW SLAVESCOMPLAINED ABOUT THEIR JOB?

'CAUSE THEY COULDN'T SAYTHEY WERE WORKING LIKE SLAVES,

'CAUSE THAT SHITWOULD BE TOO REPETITIVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, WE IMAGINETHEY WERE CHILLING.

PROBABLY WEREN'T CHILLING.PROBABLY WORKING.

AND ONE SLAVE WAS LIKE, "MAN,MASTER GOT ME WORKIN' LIKE...

"EVERYBODY AROUND ME.

I GUESS I'M JUSTA REGULAR SLAVE."

- "GET BACK IN LINE."- "GET BACK IN LINE."

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