Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Unnecessary Turbulence

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 3,484

Although Steve Rannazzisi is a man when he's on the ground, he is more like a little girl when he's up in the air. (1:43)

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BEEN TRAVELING A LOT,

SO IT'S NICE TO BEON THE GROUND.

YEAH. OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEAROF FLYING.

I REALLY DO.

YOU'VE HEARD MEON PLANES BEFORE.

I'M THAT PERSON IN THE BACKTHAT YOU HEAR

AS SOON AS THAT LITTLE POCKETOF TURBULENCE HITS,

THAT "AAH!" PERSON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND YOU'RE LIKE,"OH, I HOPE SHE'S OKAY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, "SHE" IS ME. I AM SHE.

THAT'S ME IN THE BACK, SCARED.

ON THE GROUND, I'M A MAN.

YEAH, WITH YOU GUYS.I'M A MAN. I DO MANLY THINGS.

I HIGH-FIVE -- THINGS LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

UP IN THE AIR,I'M A LITTLE GIRL.

'CAUSE EVERY FLIGHT I'M ONHAS TURBULENCE -- EVERY ONE.

WE CAME IN HERE YESTERDAY.WE SPUN IN SIDEWAYS.

IT WAS CRAZY.WE LANDED SIDEWAYS.

WE LIKE SKIDDED IN.I WAS LIKE [GASPS]

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT EVERY SINGLE FLIGHT I'M ONHAS TURBULENCE --

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

AND NOW THEY WARN YOUAHEAD OF TIME.

THEY'LL COME ON AND BE LIKE,"OH, UH, BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS.

THE NEXT 10 MINUTESARE GONNA BE BUMPY."

I DON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, GUYS.I YELL SHIT BACK.

NO, YOU PAY A LOT OF MONEYFOR THESE SEATS.

YELL BACK.MAKE YOUR OPINION HEARD.

I'LL OPEN UP THE WINDOWAND LOOK OUT AND GO,

"NO, WE'RE NOT, DUDE!PULL UP AND TO THE LEFT!

TRY THAT FUCKING AIR OUTFOR 10 MINUTES!"

WHY CAN'T WE GO THERE?

NOBODY HAS EVEREXPLAINED THAT TO ME.

LISTEN, IF YOU WERE DRIVING HERETONIGHT IN A CAR,

AND YOU WERE HITTINGEVERY POTHOLE IN THE ROAD,

COULD YOU TURNTO YOUR FRIENDS AND BE LIKE,

"OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THISFOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, GUYS"?

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE LIKE,"FUCK YOU! SWITCH LANES!"

WHY CAN WE NOT SWITCH AIR LANES?

THERE'S NO TRAFFIC UP THERE.WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIMEYOU WERE ON A PLANE

AND ANOTHER FLEW RIGHT BY?

YOU'RE LIKE, "OOH!

"WE SHOULD HANG OUTIN THIS LANE FOR A WHILE.

THESE OTHER LANES ARE OCCUPIED."