#HashtagWars - #CandyBands

  • Season 1 , Ep 01010
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 2,677

The team behind Candy Crush Saga may have copyrighted the word "candy," but that's not stopping the comedians from coming up with candy-themed band names. (1:46)

HASHTAG WARS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FILE THIS UNDER FUN RAGING.

THE GAME CANDY CRUSH SAGA IS SO

POPULAR IT MADE AN ESTIMATED

$3.5 MILLION A DAY LAST YEAR.

THAT IS A LOT OF DOLLARS.

NOW THE CREATORS OF THE GAME

WERE SOMEHOW-- AND THIS IS THE

RAGEFUL PART-- WERE SOMEHOW ABLE

TO TRADEMARK THE WORD "CANDY."

THAT WAS A TRADEMARK THAT WAS

GRANTED BY THE UNITED STATES

TRADEMARK AND PATENT OFFICE.

ALTHOUGH WE ARE NO LONGER

SUPPOSED TO USE THE WORD CANDY,

(BLEEP) THAT NOISE.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS CANDYBANDS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

PUT THAT IN YOUR CANDY HOLE,

KING.COM.

EXAMPLES OF HASHTAG CANDYBANDS

WOULD BE HERSHEY'S KISS, THE

FRUIT STRIPES, THE STROKES I

GET FROM CANDY-INDUCED DIABETES,

THINGS OF THAT NATURE.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK AND LET US BEGIN.

YES, AL YANKOVIC.

>> EMINEMS!

>> Chris: POINTS!

BRIAN POSEHN.

>> WHATCHAMETALLICA.

>> Chris: POINTS!

AUKERMAN.

>> KENDRICK LAMARS BAR.

>> Chris: VERY MUCH POINTS.

YES, AL YANKOVIC.

>> THE PIXY STIX!

>> Chris: YES, POINTS!

TWO-IN-ONE-- POINTS.

YES, SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> MIKE AND IKE AND TINA TURNER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES, AL YANKOVIC.

>> ALMOND JOY DIVISION.

>> Chris: OH, YES, WELL DONE,

POINTS.

YES, WEIRD AL.

>> THREE MUSKETEERS FOR FEARS!

>> Chris: POINTS!

BRIAN POSEHN?

(BUZZER)

>> NO! WHAT?

TWIZZLER'S SISTER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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