Uncensored - Katt Williams - Obama

Season 1 01/25/09 Views: 239,665

Barack Obama is like a black superhero. (2:00)

WHEN IT COME TO BARACK, WHITEPEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR,

BUT Y'ALL NEED TO JUST GIVE US AMINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR A

GODDAMN SECOND.

CAN WE JUST BE PROUD?

[cheers and applause]SHIT.

THIS IS HISTORY.

YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS.

WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HADALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS?

GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THEPRESIDENT BOOK.

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE,WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE,

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE--GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS.

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE,WHITE, WHITE--

NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD ACHANCE.

SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVEIT.

"YO, NIGGA, I THINK I SAWTIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT ON SPORTSCENTER,NIGGA.

HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET ANDEVERYTHING.

THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER.

HE REALLY IS."

I DON'T KNOW.

WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOUSHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST

'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILLSAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE

FOR A NIGGA, IF YOU WAS EVERGONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA, THIS

IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE FOR RIGHTHERE.

THIS IS THE ONE, YES.

[cheers and applause]ABSOLUTELY, 'CAUSE HE IS

NIGGA-LIGHT.

THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FORTWO YEARS.

HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COMEOUT THE WOODWORK.

THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY$200 FOR NOTHING.

HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PIT BULLPUPPY.

DON'T HAVE A EARRING.

NEVER HAD A TATTOO.

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GETTHIS NIGGA FROM, A CAVE IN

SALT LAKE CITYSOME-GODDAMN-WHERE?

THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACKSUPERHERO.

THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING.

♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA.

THAT'S A REAL NIGGA.

BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUTMICHELLE OBAMA IS A

THOROUGHBRED NIGGA.

YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV ANDTELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WALK UP ON HERIN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE

MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER ANDCOCOA BUTTER.

THAT'S--MM-MMM, THAT'S A REALNIGGA RIGHT THERE.

SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'SCHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE

FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TOMAKE SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS.

NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED.

OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UPYET, NIGGA.

GODDAMN.

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