Before I was astand-up comedian,
when I was firststarting out,
before I was a professionalstand-up comedian,
I had day jobs.
And, uh, well, I could tell youa story of a day job that I had.
Like mostinsufferable people,
I used to workat a video store.
Worked at a video storein South Street
This was a very uniquevideo store.
A bunch of-- What a bunchof Ben Franklins
and Liberty Bellsin this crowd.
It was a uniquevideo store.
The name of the storewas Beta Only.
You heardwhat I just said.
Beta Only was a store
that trafficked exclusivelyin betamax videotapes.
This was in the '90s.