Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom

  • Season 9 , Ep 13
  • 05/05/2005
  • Views: 1,446

"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged. (1:54)

WHO REMEMBERS WILD KINGDOM?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT WAS A COOL ANIMAL SHOW.

THEY CAPTURE ONE ANIMAL

PER EPISODE.

REMEMBER THEY CAPTURED HIM

IN A NET YOU KNOW, AND THEY'D

STUDY 'EM.

THEY'D ALWAYS LET 'EM GO AT

THE END OF THE SHOW.

BUT REMEMBER THEY'D ALWAYS

TAG 'EM FIRST, RIGHT?

THEY SAY, "WE'RE GONNA COME BACK

AND CHECK ON HIM NEXT SEASON."

THEY NEVER CHECKED ON 'EM.

THEY PUT THAT BIG WILD KINGDOM

TAG IT'D BE.

THEY'D BE LIKE, CHIG GHIG!

[LAUGHTER]

HE CAN GO AROUND IN THE WILD,

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

MUTUAL OF OMAHA?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND YOU KNOW THAT ANIMAL WAS

THE LOSER OF HIS PACK, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW THE WILDEBEEST GOES

HOME TO HIS BUDDIES, LIKE,

"HEY GUYS, HA-HA-HA,

WHAT'S UP?"

[LAUGHTER]

LIKE, "DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO

YOU?"

"I DON'T KNOW.

I TOOK A NAP."

[LAUGHTER]

YOU'RE ON WILD KINGDOM, MAN.

GET LOST.

[LAUGHTER]

ANYBODY VISITING NEW YORK YOU

GOTTA GO DOWN TO EAST VILLAGE,

RIGHT?

YEAH, THE EAST VILLAGE DOWN

AVENUE D, AVENUE C.

Female: YEAH.

Tom Shillue: YEAH.

SEE THESE KIDS DOWN THERE.

THEY GOT THOSE STUDS RIGHT

THROUGH THEIR FACE.

[CHU-CHU]

THEY GOT 'EM EVERYWHERE.

RIGHT THROUGH THEIR NOSE--

TA-TUNG

THROUGH THEIR TONGUE--

TA-TUNG TA-TUNG,

TA-TUNG, TA-TUNG, TA-TUNG!

[LAUGHTER]

I'M DOWN THERE LIKE "WHO'S

TAGGING THESE KIDS ANYWAY?"

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK IT MIGHT BE

WILD KINGDOM.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THINK ABOUT IT.

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

THAT'S ALL PART OF SOME KINDA

WEIRD WILD KINGDOM PROJECT.

THE GUYS' GONNA COME BACK IN

20 YEARS AND DO A SPECIAL BE

LIKE, "WE'RE LIVE HERE IN THE

EAST VILLAGE WITH WILD KINGDOM.

ALL THE SPECIMENS WE TAGGED

STILL DON'T HAVE JOBS.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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