I live in Los Angeles now.
I live with my girlfriendin Los Angeles, which I like.
I just didn't know thatwhen you move in with someone,
you have to eat and go to sleepat the same time,
like two cellmatesthat got processed together.
That was a nice detail;
I feel like a warningwould have helped, a bit.
Move in together,
just give me a toothbrushand a schedule.
"Welcome to The Rock:
Lights out at 10:00, House Hunters till 11:00."
I have no interestin seeing someone buy a house
You know what I mean?
"This new couple'slooking for a starter home
in the outskirts of Cleveland."
Get out of my TV,you're ruining my night.
I don't want to see it.
Sounds like a bummer to me.
I don't carewhat your budget is,
it's the outskirts of Cleveland.
She's nine years older than I amand I enjoy it, I like it.
I like being withan older woman.
I like it.
Aside from constantly worryingthat she's going to pass away...
I think it's the bee's knees,as she would say.
find it, just to be,the cat's pajamas.
Don't take a drink while you doa joke, is what they say.
"Let me drink."
The problem isn't that she'snine years older.
The problem is that her friendsare nine years older
and I don't, uh,do well with those people.
I get warningsevery time we go out.
One time, she actually saidthe words, "Don't embarrass me,"
and I got upset, until,literally, two hours later,
I was, like, "I'm sorrythat I embarrassed you.
I thought it would be funny."
That was the exact apology.