Dave Attell - Porn

Pulp Comics: Dave Attell Season 1, Ep 0103 05/27/1997 Views: 8,533

Who doesn't like porn? (1:44)

really hot model.

Just play along, all right?

And, um,

it wasn't really a date date.

You know, we just ate dinner,

saw a movie, then the plane

landed.

Now...

What?

There's a lot of beautiful women

here tonight, and I'd love to

take two of you home and just

get you all high and watch you

both have sex while I videotape

it.

Wait a minute.

I meant, "Would you like to go

for a gelato?"

[fake laugh]

Guys like me never get girls in

the movies, right?

You never see a guy like me

with a girl.

All right, we get them.

Then someone unties them,

you know what I'm saying?

I want that movie love, you

know, where you meet on the

street, and it's love at first

sight.

And she loves you too, so it's

not stalking, you know what I'm

talking about?

>> Jill.

>> Dave.

>> Are you thinking what I'm

thinking?

>> Six times.

Who doesn't like porno here?

Come on, really?

I love porno movies.

Some people are against them.

What's that?

That's a knowing laugh.

Over here, what's up there?

What's up there, lollipop?

Yeah, you like a porno, do you?

Get that guy out of here.

All right, he's destroying

everything.

I like porno movies.

I'll watch one every now and

again and again and again.

I don't see anything

wrong with it.

The embarrassing thing is being

caught watching a porno movie,

right?

So you put it on another channel

real quick.

Now you're sitting there with no

pants and lubricant watching

How to Build a Ladder.

Oh, my God.

One time my own father caught me

watching a porno movie.

The one thing you never want to

hear in that situation is,

"Son, move over."

[hums]

Thank you very much.