Sebastian Maniscalco - Getting Dumped

Somerville, Buteau, Levin, Maniscalco Season 9, Ep 902 12/02/2005 Views: 18,681

Sebastian Maniscalco compares the adorable emails he got from his girlfriend at the beginning of their courtship to the terse emails he got before their breakup. (1:56)

BRING THE CELL PHONE OUT?

SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PHONE, DON'T THEY?

GO TO A RESTAURANT, THEY'LL TAKE IT OUT OF THEIR POCKET.

LIKE IT'S A DATE. IT'S MY PHONE.

[LAUGHTER]

TECHNOLOGY,THAT'S THE WAY WE COMMUNICATE.

IT'S CHANGING THINGS. I JUST GOT DUMPED RECENTLY.

- Audience: AW.- ON EMAIL.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING, THE EMAILS WERE CUTE.

COULDN'T WAIT TO PUT THE COMPUTER ON.

SUBJECT HEADING WAS ALWAYS FRIENDLY.

THAT "HEY, BABY,

THINKING OF YOU,DOT, DOT, DOT."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

'CAUSE WOMEN, YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THE EMAIL.

I WOULD OPEN UP HER EMAIL.

EVERY OTHER WORD WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GET THE DUMP EMAIL.IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.

SUBJECT HEADING-- NONE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GOT THE "TAKE CARE"AT THE END. "TAKE CARE"?

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU TELL THE CABBIE

AFTER THE FARE, RIGHT? TAKE CARE, BUDDY,

- I'LL SEE YA. TAKE CARE. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- I DIDN'T GIVE SIX WEEKS... - [LAUGHTER]

OF MY LIFE FOR "TAKE CARE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]