Killing an African Warlord

Victory Season 2, Ep 7 11/07/2012 Views: 430,960

Rather than surrender, an African warlord wishes to die on his own terms. (2:40)

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COMMANDER BEAUJOLAIS!

OUR FORCESHAVE BEEN DEVASTATED.

THE ENEMY IS AT THE EDGEOF THE VILLAGE.

THERE ARE NOTMANY OF US LEFT.

SHOULD WE SURRENDER?

- YOU MAY SURRENDER, JENGO.

BUT I AM AFRAID THAT ISA LUXURY I CANNOT AFFORD.

YOU HAVE NO IDEAWHAT THEY DO TO WARLORDS.

IF THEY CAPTURE ME,THEY WILL TORTURE ME FOR WEEKS.

THAT IS NO WAY TO GO.

I WANT YOU, MY MOST TRUSTEDSOLDIER OVER THE AGE OF EIGHT,

TO TAKE MY LIFE.

THAT IS MY FINAL ORDER.

AAH!

OH! OH! OH! OW!

OW! NO, DO--NO!AAH, STOP, STOP!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

HAA!

- I WAS TRYINGTO KILL YOU, SIR.

- NOT WITH THIS!THERE'S A GUN IN THE DRAWER!

AAH!

- OH.

SO SORRY. OKAY.

- AMAZING.

YOU MISSED EVERYVITAL ORGAN, JENGO.

OH...- FOUND IT.

- ALL RIGHT,NOW KILL ME, JENGO.

HURRY, PLEASE!

[screams]

NOT IN THE KNEE!

- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHTWANT AN OPEN CASKET.

- YOU ARE AN IDIOT![groans]

- DON'T SAY THAT.I DID TRY MY BEST.

- SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD,YOU IMBECILE!

[groans]GOD.

- GOOD-BYE, COMMANDER.

[cocks gun]

YOU SORRY-ASS PIECE OF SH--[gun clicks]

[clicking]

- DID YOU JUST INSULT MEAS YOU WERE ABOUT TO FIRE?

- OH, WELL,YOU HAD INSULTED ME EARLIER.

I TH--I THOUGHTYOU WOULD BE DEAD.

AH, OOH. SO SORRY.

- OW!

OW! OW! OW!

STOP--STOP IT!WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

- THE GUN IS EMPTY.WOULD YOU LIKE I STAB YOU AGAIN?

- NO, NO, NO! PLEASE!

JENGO, THERE ARE BULLETS!THEY ARE OVER THERE!

- OKAY.

- JENGO, PLEASE HURRY!I AM IN AGONY!

[clatters]

OW!

WHAT THE BLAZES, MAN?

- I THOUGHTI COULD KILL YOU VERY QUICK

BY HITTING YOUWITH THAT BIG COOKING POT.

- OH, MY GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE,I MEAN, PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH?

- I DID NOTFIND THE BULLETS.

- WHAT?- BUT BETTER.

BOILING HOT WATER.

- WHAT ARE YOUGOING TO DO WITH--

[screams]

I SURRENDER!

I AM THE GENERALDOMINICK BUJUNE!

- COMMANDER! DON'T GO!THEY'LL TORTURE YOU!

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