The Right to Bear Guns

  • Season 2 , Ep 9
  • 11/15/2011
  • Views: 44,230

With a 10-day waiting period to get guns, the guys buy the only weapons available to them. (1:12)

THAT DOESN'T SEEM REAL.

- WE HAVE THE RIGHTTO BEAR GUNS.

I KNOW THAT'S A FACT.THAT'S ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS.

- DUDE, IT'S THE LAW.

- IF A MANDISRESPECTS YOU IN A BAR

AND POURS A BEERON YOUR HEAD,

YOU HAVE THE RIGHTTO SHOOT THAT MAN.

- SHUT UP.

- GOD, GIMME A GUN!JUST GIMME A GUN, MAN!

- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.SO, WE CAN'T HAVE GUNS.

WE JUST NEED WEAPONSTHAT CAN KILL THINGS,

AND MONEY IS NO OBJECT.

I'VE GOT A CREDIT CARD,SO LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE?- MM-HMM.

- IT'S PRETTY INTEN--YOU SHOULD GET ONE.

29.99 APR.NOT BAD.

PLUS, I GET DANNON POINTS.

- OOH.- I'LL BE STACKIN' DAIRY, HOMIE.

- OH, MAMA!

- DUDE, LOOK ATTHE CRAFTSMANSHIP OF THIS BOW.

THE GUY BEHINDTHE COUNTER,

HE SAID THAT THIS ISTHE SAME ONE

THEY USED TO LIGHT THE TORCHAT THE LILLEHAMMER OLYMPICS.

- OOH, NICE.

- I THINK THAT WAS MUHAMMAD ALI.- MY DAD'S GONNA FLIP.

- BUT I'M NOT SWEATING IT.

'CAUSE THIS CROSSBOW'SGONNA SHOOT A BOW SO HARD

IT'S GONNA EXPLODEA DEER'S HEAD.

- GIT 'ER DONE.

- YEAH, GIT 'ER "DUNE."

THANK YOU FOR THE VEST,BY THE WAY.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN SWAT.

COLIN FARRELL--"GET AT ME! GET AT ME!"

L.L. COOL J--"GET AT ME!"

- AND DERS, THANK YOUFOR CHARGING THIS TO THE GAME.

OH, WHAT? WHALE WARS?

JUST FRIGGIN' HARPOON GUNS?

I DON'T KNOWHOW IT WORKS YET, BUT--

- YEAH. THAT'S NOT HOW.- YEAH.

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