Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk Chicks

  • Season 2 , Ep 7
  • 11/16/2011
  • Views: 60,185

Two drunk chicks have an adventure at Cheeseburger World. (2:29)

- HIGH.- HIGH.

- HELLO.- NO, I MEANT WE'RE HIGH.

- SO HIGH.- ( rock music playing )

OKAY. CAN I HELP YOUWITH ANYTHING?

- WITH WHAT?- FOOD. DO YOU WANT TO ORDER?

YES. I THOUGHTYOU MEANT HELP US SOLVEA MYSTERY OR SOMETHING.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO.I WAS LIKE "IT'S SO LATEFOR A MYSTERY,

BUT I GUESS I'LL DO IT."

- CAN I GET SOME SUSHI?- NO, IT'S CHEESEBURGER WORLD.

- WE HAVE CHEESEBURGERS.- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT ALSO SAYS "WORLD,"

SO I THOUGHT YOU HAD FOODSFROM AROUND THE WORLD

LIKE SUSHI, WHICH ISA FAMOUS FOOD FROM CANADA.

IT'S CHEESEBURGER WORLD,A WORLD OF CHEESEBURGERS.

- THAT'S IT.- OKAY! I GET IT!

- JESUS. BEEP.- DAD?

NO, IT'S CINDY.WE'RE AT THE FOOD PLACE.

OH. CAN I GETA CHEESEBURGER WITH CHEESE?

- YES. ANYTHING ELSE?- AND SKITTLES,

PEANUT BUTTER,COOL RANCH DORITOS

AND CHOCOLATE FROSTING.

THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.MAKE THAT TWO OF THOSE.

YEAH, AND CHEEZ WHIZ.

( whispering )DO YOU GUYS SELL COKE OR NO?

- JUST FORGET IT.- AND IF YOU HAVE SOME PRADA COLOGNE,

SPRAY THAT ON IT TOO,BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

I WANT MY TUMMYTO SMELL PRETTYBUT NOT OVERBEARING.

YOUR TUMMY ALWAYSSMELLS PRETTY. WHY DOYOU ALWAYS DOUBT YOURSELF?

( crying )BECAUSE SOMETIMES I JUST DO.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU WEREMOLESTED EVERY CHRISTMAS EVEWHEN YOU WERE A KID.

- DO YOU WANT FRENCH FRIES?- YEAH, I LOVE FRENCH GUYS.

- I -- HALF OF PARIS.- DOMO ARIGATO.

THAT'S FRENCH FOR...( whispers ) YOU'RE FAT.

- UH, FRIES, NOT GUYS.- YEAH, FINE. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

- TO GO?- NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO -- YOU!

WHAT THE --? GROSS!

- WHAT THE PROBLEMS HERE?- UM...

YEAH, THIS GUY SAIDHE WANTS US TO -- HIM.

I SAID "TO GO"NOT --.

- THEY'RE HAMMERED.- WE'RE NOT DRUNK. WE'RE HIGH.

THIS WORLDOF CHEESEBURGERS SUCKS.

IF YOU WANNA STARTYOUR OWN WORLD,

YOU MIGHT NEED MORE FOODTHAN A CHEESEBURGER,

'CAUSE NOT ONLY AREYOU GONNA GET FATTER,

- YOU ALSO GONNA DIE OF A HEART "ATTENSE."- ( farts )

- CINDY?- WHAT?

WILL YOU CHANGE MEIN THE BABY STATION?

YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE MY BABY,SO I'LL CHANGE YOUA MILLION TIMES.

Girls: BYE.

- HONK.- HONK.

- ( both laugh )- Cindy: HONK. HONK.

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