So who wants toget speed-roasted?
-These two guysraise their hands?
No?
What do you got, a fuckingpoker game to get to?
Do you know each other?
-No.
-No.
HANNIBAL BURESS: Youdon't know each other.
-Oh, my bad.
I thought you were the twoevil twins from "Breaking Bad."
Oh, that's grate.
What are those?
Gay-Bans you're wearing.
HANNIBAL BURESS: You look likeHarry Potter's Secret Service.
-Good one, Hannibal.
-Which one's thebodyguard, and which one's
the gay billionaire?
-This is KristinaRose, movie actress.
By the way, I'm a big fan.
You're awesome.
I've seen all 312of your movies.
-Have you ever seenher movies, TJ?
-Um, I have seen"The Honeymoaners."
Yeah, I have seen that.
JEFF ROSS: What'd you think?
TJ MILLER: Oh--
-Kristina, if you had todo a anal scene with one
of these three people up hereon stage, who would it be?
TJ MILLER: Choose me.
It will be the least painful.
-If I had to choose.
Mm.
I want the one inthe middle again.
JEFF ROSS: Oh, again?
-In, fairness, we'veworked together before.
-You were in "The Hangover,"but it was different.
It was about your labia.
-Any parting words forChristina, you guys?
-Kristina, I want you to seemy work in "Rock of Ages."
Because I get fuckedin that movie too.
-What's your name?
-John.
-John?
How'd you get hurt?
Not working out?
I like your lack of style.
What do you do all day?
-Nothing.
-All right, well,you're dress for it.
HANNIBAL BURESS: He likethe pimp of Walmart.
-Oh my god.
It's every other actorfrom "Training Day."
-What's your name, sir?
-Robert.
-Robert?
What's in here?
Some family membersyou snuck in?
What is this here?
-So you can put your weed.
-What what?
-So you can put your weed.
-My weed?
How much fucking weeddo you think I got?
Maybe for TJ, but--
-No way, man.
That mustache implieshe's a pedophile,
and the backpack confirms it.
-Thank you so muchfor this, man.
I really appreciate it.
Is there any weed in it?
What the fuck?
Hannibal, the guydresses worse than you.
-Hey, he look the lostmember of Cypress Hill.
-Somebody give this guy aride back to Home Depot.
Thank you to all my volunteersfor being speed-roasted.
I love you guys.