Time for Orientation

  • Season 3, Ep 20
  • 03/20/2013
  • Views: 13,353

At the TelAmeriCorp of the future, it's time for one of the guys to go through Alice's orientation. (0:51)

- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

- MM.

[stammers]WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

- GOOD. THAT'S THE WAYI LIKE IT.

BUT THAT'S ALL ABOUTTO CHANGE.

- SO, YOU'VE FINALLY COME

TO HAVE ME SLAVE AWAYIN YOUR VAGINA,

AS YOUR SEX SLAVE.

THAT'S FINE.

I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

BUT I WILLNEVER LOVE YOU, ALICE.

I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!

- STEP ASIDE, YOU TROLL.

- OH, GOOD ONE: TROLL.

YEAH, RIGHT.- I'M HERE FOR BLAKE.

- OH, 'CAUSE OF HIS HAIR?'CAUSE YOU'RE INTO TROLLS?

- NO. BECAUSE IT'S TIMEFOR HIS ORIENTATION.

- OH, [bleep], SORRY.

- ALICE, PLEASE, I HAVEN'TEVEN LIVED YET, ALL RIGHT?

I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TRYCARL'S JR.'S CRISSCUT FRIES.

- SERIOUSLY?- YEAH, YOU KNOW.

I'M AN ONION RING GUY.

MONTEZ, WAYMOND, NO! DON'T!

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