Deon Cole - The Bam Bam

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/16/2012
  • Views: 8,368

Deon Cole gets in a fight over a parking space. (1:51)

OVER A PARKING SPACE.

AND THIS DUDE PUNCHED ME...

THIS WAY.

YOU EVER BEEN HIT THIS WAY?

I DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK'CAUSE IT WAS SO ORIGINAL.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOWWHAT ELSE HE HAD, YOU KNOW?

I JUST BOWED OUT GRACEFULLY ANDSTARTED TAPPING OUT ON STUFF,

LIKE...

WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT AT?

AND I SHOULD'VE KNOWNHE WAS GONNA HIT ME TOO,

'CAUSE HE WAS SCRATCHINGTHE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

ANYTIME A MAN SCRATCHESTHE BACK OF HIS HEAD,

YOU'RE ABOUT TO GETSUPER SOCKED, I PROMISE YOU.

LIKE HE WAS WAITINGON THIS PARKING SPACE

FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES.

THIS OLD LADY WAS PUTTING STUFFIN HER CAR.

FINALLY, SHE PULLED OUT.

I CAME OUT OF NOWHEREAND PARKED.

HE WAS LIKE..."NO, YOU NOT."

GOT OUT OF MY CAR,HE GOT OUT HIS CAR.

HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAN,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVETO MOVE YOUR CAR."

I'M LIKE, OOH, OOH."STUFF HAPPEN."

I'M WALKING IN THE STORE,YOU KNOW.

HE FOLLOWING ME LIKE"NO, YOU GOTTA MOVE YOUR CAR."

I'M LIKE "IT AIN'TNOWHERE TO PARK."

HE WAS LIKE, "I KNOW!I BEEN WAITING ON THIS PARK

'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOWHERETO PARK!"

HE WAS LIKE,"MOVE THIS CAR, DUDE."

I'M LIKE,"I AIN'T MOVING MY CAR."

HE WAS LIKE,"YOU BETTER MOVE THAT CAR."

BOW!

I WAS LIKE,"WHAT WAS THAT?"

HE WAS LIKE"THAT'S CALLED THE BAM-BAM."

I HATE PEOPLETHAT WEAR ALL WHITE.

YOU EVER SEE THESE PEOPLE?

WHITE SHIRT, WHITE HAT,WHITE BELT, WHITE PANTS,

WHITE SOCKS, WHITE SHOES.

WHO IN THE HELLDO YOU THINK YOU ARE

THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNAGET DIRTY TODAY, HUH?

YOU BETTER THAN USOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

I OUGHTA KICK YOU IN YOUR BACKAND SEND YOU HOME.

OR GIVE YOU ONE OF THESEBAM-BAMS.

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