Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26

Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied Season 1, Ep 101 01/09/2003 Views: 27,243

With enough alcohol, anyone can act as young on the outside as they feel on the inside. (2:05)

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I GUESS THE WHOLE THINGWITH KIDS, TOO,

I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUTNOT HAVING KIDS 'CAUSE

I DON'T HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING.

TO ME, THE CLOCK STOPPED AT 26.

YEAH, THIS WHOLE AGING PROCESSIS MESSING WITH ME, MAN, 'CAUSE

I STILL FEEL AND THINK THE SAMEWAY I DID WHEN I WAS 26.

YOU KNOW, SO I FEEL 26.

ESPECIALLY AFTER I HAVE A FEWDRINKS.

OH, BOY.

THEN IT REALLY KICKS IN, RIGHT?

'CAUSE, BOY, YOU HAVE A FEWDRINKS, BOY, YOU FEEL SEXY,

DON'T YOU?

I'M SAYING-- "I KNEW I WAS 26.

I'M--(LAUGHTER)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LYING-ASSCALENDAR WAS TALKING ABOUT.

I'M 26."

RIGHT?

'CAUSE YOU FEEL SEXY WHEN YOUDRINK, DON'T YOU?

WHOO, YOU FEEL SEXY WHEN YOUDRINK.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DRINKING,FEELING SEXY.

AT THE BAR, TALKING TRASH.

THEN YOU GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM,AND YOU CHECK YOURSELF OUT IN

THE MIRROR.

YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH.

DANG."

(LAUGHTER)"YOU'S A SEXY BITCH.

(LAUGHTER)

"YOU LITTLE SEXY--

I'D (BLEEP) YOU.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"WHOO, YOU HOT."

FEEL SEXY, MAN.

ME AND MY FOUR GIRLFRIENDS--WE WENT DOWN TO SOUTH BEACH.

MAN, HANGING OUT IN MIAMI INSOUTH BEACH DRINKING.

WITH OUR LITTLE THONG BIKINISON, LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT.

FEELING SEXY.

FEELING 26.

UNTIL SOME REAL 26 YEAR OLDSWALK BY.

(LAUGHTER)

I'LL PUT THAT DOWN.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

PASS ME MY SARONG.

IT GOT WINDY OUT HERE, DIDN'TIT?

A LITTLE 26 YEAR-OLD WINDJUST WHIPPED RIGHT THROUGH HERE,

DIDN'T IT?