Kyle Kinane - Medieval Times Distraction

  • Season 15 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 13,079

Kyle's girlfriend takes something he is fantastic at, and makes a mockery of the whole effort. (2:32)

I'm all workedup-- I'm excited.

We file in--We take our seats.

And this is the moment that,uh, the girl I'm dating--

This is whenshe decides

she's gonna spiceup the relationship.

Here... at theMedieval Times.

[audience laughter]

This is when she's gonnatake the initiative--

Sex it up.

She, uh, tries throwin' mean H.J. under the table.

[audience laughter]

Heej-- She's tryin'to throw me a heej.

[deleted] job, guys.

It's a [deleted] job.

[laughter and applause]

There's onlyso many ways

I can dress up the termfor ya, all right?

Tryin' to book me a room atthe hojo under the table here.

[audience laughter]

Now, thething is...

I already-- Okay,that's not classy.

It's not classy'cause we're sittin'--

We're out to eat--

It's not classy--You doin' this.

Not only is it not classy'cause we're sittin'

by your mom andsleeveless Rick,

but this isMedieval Times.

This is an arena--It's stadium seating.

It is tiered seating!

There's a guyright there!

Anybody with half way decentvision on the other side

of that thing is lookin'right at what's goin' on here.

[applause]

But now, you're tryin'to do this to me

at Medieval Times when I'msurrounded by awesomeness.

Don't distractme with this.

There's a falconflying over head.

[audience laughter]

We got-- There's a grownman dressed like a knight

about to joustanother grown man!

Don't pester mewith this right now.

We gotta root forthe green knight.

I don't knowwhat happens.

He's a-- He needsour support.

We're in thegreen section.

I don't know whathappens if we win.

Maybe we geta free desert.

I don't want to find our bylosing to the red section.

They've been jerksall night over there.

[audience laughter]

Ya know?

There's noth-- There'snothin' worse than finding out

what you could've won becausethe losers got in your face.

Like, thereds are just--

"Oh, we got delicioushot fudge sundaes.

You shouldn't have beenmessin' around with the h.j.'s

'cause we got delicioushot fudge sundaes

like they hadin medieval times.

And furthermore,all you're doing is--

you're doin' something tome that I have perfected.

[audience laughter]

You're taking--

[cheering and applause]

You're taking something--

You're taking somethingthat I am fantastic at

and you're just making amockery of the whole effort.

[audience laughter]

It be the same thing,like, if I said to you--

If I was-- If I was,like, said to you listen

I know you know how to putyour makeup on perfectly,

but what say tonightI give it a shot, huh?

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