Armond of the House

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/23/2013
  • Views: 18,473

In his spin-off series, Dr. Armond offers a glimpse into the home life of California's premier pet plastic surgeon. (2:12)

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FOR PETS,I'M IN TOTAL CONTROL.

- DR. ARMOND SHOULDHAVE HIS OWN SHOW.

- BUT AT HOME,ALL BETS ARE OFF.

THAT WAS THE THIRD TIMETHIS MONTH.

- THIS IS NOT WHATI SIGNED UP FOR.

- DAD, BRING MEA CHOCOLATE MILK. IDIOT.

GO [bleep] YOURSELF.

- THIS IS ARMOND OF THE HOUSE.

- ♪ STANDING ON A DOCK,LOOKING AT SOME WATER ♪

- OH.

LOOK WHAT THE CATDRAGGED IN.

[video game beeps]

GOOD MORNING, ROMAN.- SHH!

- TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONESWHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.

WHAT, DID YOU JUST SEE THE MOVIE ANGER MANAGEMENT?

- GO [bleep] YOURSELF.

- YOU READY FORYOUR BIG DAY TODAY, HMM?

[basketball bouncing]

[hoop swoosh][crowd cheers]

- I DON'T WANNAPLAY BASKETBALL.

- ROMAN,WE MADE AN AGREEMENT.

YOU WILL SPEND MORE TIME OUTSIDEAND THEN YOU--

- [spits]

- I THINK THAT BASKETBALL'SGONNA BE A GREAT WAY

FOR ME AND MY SON ROMANTO BOND.

- THE PRODUCER SAID I HAVETO PLAY BASKETBALL TODAY.

[bleep] YOU, DAD.

- YOU'RE TRYING TO GETA REACTION OUT OF ME,

BUT YOU WON'T.- BUCK, BUCK, BUCK, BUCK!

MAKE ME EGGS.

- YOU WANT EGGS?- YEAH.

- WITH TOAST?- NO, ON A WAFFLE SANDWICH.

- LIKE A MONTE CRISTO.

ROMAN, I CAN'T DENY YOU WANTINGTHE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.

YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR MOTHER,AFTER ALL.

- EWW.

- ROOM SERVICEAT THE HOTEL ARMOND.

- UGH, NOT ON THE MOUTH.

- HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?- I'M FEELING TERRIBLE.

- OH, MY DEAR SWEET.

YOU MUSTTAKE IT EASY THEN.

WHAT CAN I DO TOMAKE IT UP TO YOU?

- MY FRIEND DINA WANTSTO SHOW ME A NEW JEWELRY LINE.

- DINA? WAS SHETHAT ONE WHO SENT

THE MASS EMAIL ABOUTHER MISCARRIAGE?

HOW ABOUT THIS?- ♪ HALLELUJAH

- YOU GET YOURSELF A LITTLEPIECE OF JEWELRY FROM DINA,

AND THEN WHEN ROMANIS PLAYING...

[hoop swoosh][crowd cheers]

THEN YOU AND I COULD--

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- I'M MAKINGA SEXUAL INNUENDO TO YOU.

- IT'S NOT WORKING.- I KNOW.

- I HATE YOU!I HATE MY LIFE!

- WE'RE NOT GOING TO CHIKK KLUB,STOP IT!

[car horn beeps][tires screech]

- TURN AROUND!- ROMAN, STOP IT!

[cars honking,tires screeching]

[funeral music][police radio chatter]

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