Tracy Morgan - Getting Put to Sleep

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 5,085

If you had ever an embarrassing moment in Tracy Morgan's neighborhood, nobody would ever let you forget it. (2:22)

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IT'S GETTINGDARK OUT HERE!

I JUST HEARDABOUT CYBER BULLYING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

YOU KNOW, WHEN KIDS BE MEANTO YOU IN THE SCHOOLYARD,

YOU WENT AND GOTYOUR BIG BROTHER.

HE CAME BACK WITH YOU.NOW, YOU BETTER WIN THIS FIGHT.

YOU TURN INTO THE LITTLEINCREDIBLE HULK,

CRYING AND EVERYTHINGWITH YOUR KNUCKLES UP.

[ CRYING ]

GROWING UP IN THE HOOD,I COULDN'T DO THAT.

MY OLDEST BROTHER WAS CRIPPLED.

I GO GET MY OLDEST BROTHER.HERE HE COME.

[ GROANING ]

BY THE TIME HE GOT THERE,THE FIGHT WAS OVER!

"DID YOU WIN?"

"NO! THE FIGHT IS OVER!WHERE WAS YOU?!"

"I WAS COMING.

BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERENOR THERE."

DON'T FEEL BAD FOR MY BROTHER.

HE WAS CRIPPLED,BUT WASN'T NOTHING ELSE

WRONG WITH HIM,'CAUSE HE HAD 11 KIDS.

AND HE WAS STRONG UP TOP.

DON'T BE THE ONETHAT HE GET HIS CLUTCHES ON.

'CAUSE HE'LL GRAB YOU UPAND THROW YOU IN A COBRA CLUTCH,

PUT YOU RIGHT TO SLEEP.

AND YOU KNOWN IN THE PROJECTS

AS THE DUDE THAT LET A CRIPPLEDDUDE PUT YOU TO SLEEP.

EVERYWHERE YOU GO,PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN KNOW YOU.

"OH, YOU THAT DUDE THAT GOT PUTTO SLEEP BY A CRIPPLED DUDE."

YOU BE IN MACY'S BUYING A SHIRT.

THEY RING YOU UP."THAT'LL BE $14.

YOU GOT PUT TO SLEEPBY A CRIPPLED DUDE, RIGHT?

NO, WE DON'T TAKE CREDIT CARDS."

YOU DONE WENT TO HARVARD,GOT A DEGREE,

COME BACK TO THE PROJECTS.

NOBODY FORGOT.

"HEY, GEORGE! WHAT'S UP, MAN?I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I HEARD YOU GOT YOUR DOCTORATEAND EVERYTHING IN HARVARD.

THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

REMEMBER YOU GOT PUT TO SLEEPBY A CRIPPLED DUDE?"

NOBODY FORGET.

YOU GOT TO MOVE DOWN SOUTH

ONCE YOU GET PUT TO SLEEPBY A CRIPPLED DUDE.

EVEN GIRLS.YOU'D BE IN THE CLUB.

"HEY, WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING?

MY NAME IS GEORGE. HEY, BABY,CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?"

"[ High-pitched ] YEAH.""WHAT YOU DRINKING?"

"[ High-pitched ]I'LL TAKE AN INCREDIBLE HULK.

YOU CAN DOUBLE UP ON IT."

"WOW. YOU ARE PRETTY. YOU COMEINTO THIS CLUB ALL THE TIME?"

"[ High-pitched ]YEAH, SOMETIME, I COME.

MY BROTHER SAID YOU GOT PUTTO SLEEP BY A CRIPPLED DUDE."

[ LAUGHS ]

PEOPLE DON'T FORGET THAT.