Loni Love - Leave the Immigrants Here

Loni Love: America's Sister Season 1, Ep 0101 05/08/2010 Views: 8,895

Loni Love knows that you haven't lived until you've eaten a fried chicken taco. (1:47)

LOVE THE ASIAN PEOPLE.

GOD BLESS THE ASIAN

NAIL SHOP OWNERS.

THANK YOU, SU KIM.

SHOUT OUT!

GETTING THE CRUST

OUT OF MY TOES.

THANK YOU.

"YOU KNOW, LADIES.

I CAN'T BEND OVER.

I WOULD CUT

THE CIRCULATION OFF.

THANK YOU."

BUT THEY ALWAYS TALKING,

YOU KNOW.

DING-DONG, DING-DONG,

MING-MONG."

"WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING

ABOUT MY BIG FEET.

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS."

I LOVE THE HISPANIC PEOPLE.

HISPANIC PEOPLE!

[cheers and applause]

I TAKE Y'ALL TACOS AND PUT

SOME FRIED CHICKEN IT.

WHOO!

THANK YOU.

SOME SALSA--

IT'S A FRIED-CHICKEN TACO.

YOU AIN'T LIVED SINCE DID

YOU HAD A FRIED-CHICKEN TACO.

THANK YOU, WHOEVER INVENTED

THE TORTILLA.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING.

Y'ALL NEED TO HELP

Y'ALL COUSINS,

THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

THEY ALWAYS TRYING TO PASS

LAWS AND PROPOSITIONS TO MOVE

THE ILLEGALS BACK TO MEXICO.

THIS IS THEIR LAND.

LEAVE 'EM RIGHT HERE IN

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHO ELSE IS GONNA HELP ME MOVE

[bleep] AT MY HOUSE FOR $20?

OH, DON'T GET UPPITY WITH ME.

YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH.

I TRIED MOVING OUT OF MY

APARTMENT THREE MONTHS AGO.

I CALLED UP ALL OF MY

FAMILY MEMBERS.

NOBODY SHOWED UP TO HELP

ME MOVE MY STUFF.

WENT DOWN TO THE LOCAL

HOME DEPOT.

I GOT A PACO AND A FELIPE--

A NEW SET OF FAMILY MEMBERS.

I WAS, "┬┐COMO ESTA USTED?"

"MUY BIEN."

'CAUSE THEY LIKE IT WHEN YOU

TALK IN THEIR LANGUAGE,

SEE, YOU KNOW?

THEY LIKE THAT.