Demetri Martin - Porcupines

Demetri Martin. Person. Season 1, Ep 101 01/13/2007 Views: 43,293

Demetri Martin uses a song to address some of his pressing questions about the lives of porcupines. (0:54)

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♪ HEY, PORCUPINES

♪ O-O-OH

Martin: WHENEVER PEOPLE TALKABOUT PORCUPINES,

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE NEEDLES.

♪ OUCH

OH, HE'S GOT NEEDLES -- WATCH OUT.

WELL, I WANT TO KNOW OTHER STUFF,

LIKE, "ARE THEY GOOD SWIMMERS?"

"HOW DOES A PORCUPINE HANDLE HIMSELF IN THE WATER?"

♪ DON'T KNOW

♪ DON'T KNOW

"ARE THEY SOCIAL?"

♪ DON'T KNOW

"WHAT KIND OF HABITS DO PORCUPINES HAVE?"

♪ WANNA KNOW

AND "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I THREW MARSHMALLOWS AT ONE..."

♪ DON'T KNOW

"...AND THEN ROASTED HIM OVER A FIRE?"

♪ COULD BE GOOD

SO, WITH PORCUPINES,IT'S NOT JUST NEEDLES, YOU KNOW.

THEY'RE ALSO LIKE...

SKEWERS.

♪ MMM-MMM-MMM

♪ MMM

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

PORCUPINES.