#HashtagWars - #VisitBritainBecause

Monday, June 27, 2016 06/27/2016 Views: 351

Mike Phirman, Robin Thede and Greg Proops attempt to draw tourists to the U.K. after the Brexit vote. (1:47)

It is now timefor the #HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause)

Some economists say that ifthe British economy is weakened

by Brexit, it couldsignificantly reduce the cost

of your upcoming UK vacation.

The British economy might be,uh, so in the loo--

which is their wordfor (bleep)--

that you'll be able to Airbnba room in Buckingham Palace

or buy tacos made with meat

from Queen Elizabeth'sbeloved Corgis.

Uh... that is why tonight'shashtag #VisitBritainBecause.

Examples might be:Coldplay lives in L.A. now;

and... the queen's lookingfor a new (bleep) boy.

All right!60 seconds, and begin.

-Mike.-It'll be on fire in two months.

All right, points.

-Greg. -'Cause we're planningon getting our teeth fixed.

-All right, points.-(laughter, groans)

-Mike Phirman.-PROOPS: Really? (bleep)

(audience whooping)

-Mike. -Adele is there,and she seems sad.

-Yeah, she's sad.-(laughter, aw'ing)

Give her a hug. Points.

-Robin. -When black people getpulled over, it's on the left,

-so it's easier to escape.-Points. Points.

-Greg Proops.-'Cause it's a lot harder

to join neo-Nazi groupsin Germany.

All right, points.

-Robin. -American beer...-(bleep)

(laughter, applause)

HARDWICK:Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Greg's not gonna standfor your mock outrage.

-He will...-(laughter)

-Robin. -American beeris too cold and delicious.

-I like that warm (bleep).-(laughter, groans)


-Mike Phirman. -Because ifI understand Brexit correctly,

they love foreigners.

-All right, points. Points.Points. -(laughter, applause)


'Cause we still havetwo Beatles.

-(cheering, applause)-Yes! Nice! Perfect!