Demands

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 11/13/2012
  • Views: 7,375

After trying to negotiate with Woody, Steve loses the rangers' health insurance and lunch breaks. (1:32)

- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT,STEVE?

- WOODY,AS YOU KNOW,

I'M THE REPRESENTATIVEFOR THE RANGERS HERE,

AND WE HAVE SOME DEMANDSWE'D LIKE MET.

- DEMANDS?- WELL, MAYBE SUGGESTIONS.

- SUGGESTIONS?

- WELL, MORE OF A WISH LIST,ACTUALLY.

- ALL RIGHT, STEVE.

YOU WANT TO NEGOTIATE?[cracking knuckles]

WE'LL NEGOTIATE.

- [gulps]

- GOOD NEWS, GUYS.

WE DON'T HAVE THAT CRAPPYHEALTH INSURANCE ANYMORE.

- REALLY? WHAT INSURANCEDO WE HAVE NOW?

- NONE, BUT THIS WAYWE'LL BE MORE CAREFUL.

all: [groaning]

- ALSO, YOU KNOWWHAT I REALLY HATE?

WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR GROOVE,RANGERING IT UP,

AND THEN BOOM,

YOU GET INTERRUPTEDBY HAVING TO TAKE A LUNCH BREAK.

SO WOODY'S GONNAGET RID OF THOSE.

- STEVE,YOU'RE A SPINELESS TURD.

YOU CAN'T STAND UPTO ANYONE.

- YES, I CAN.- SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

- OKAY.- THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE,

AND WE ARE NOTGOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS.

- OH, NO?

THEN MAYBEI SHOULD JUST REPLACE YOU.

- RIGHT,LIKE YOU COULD FIND ANYONE

WHO WOULD WORKFOR LESS THAN US.

- [laughs] FUNNY YOU SHOULDSAY THAT. I ALREADY DID.

- HELLO, MY FRIENDS. - HELLO, MY FRIENDS.

- THOUSAND GREETINGS.

- [laughs]THEY'RE SKYPED IN FROM INDIA,

AND WORKFOR THREE BUCKS A DAY.

- DO THEY GET ANY CHANNELSOTHER THAN AL JAZEERA?

- SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

YOU CAN "A," TAKE THE DEALSTEVE AND I AGREED TO,

OR "B,"GET THE HELL OUT!

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HE CAN'T POSSIBLYOUTSOURCE PARK RANGERS TO INDIA.

I CALL HIS BLUFF.- I'M WITH ETHEL.

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