Bob Marley - Nachos

  • Season 11 , Ep 7
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 15,800

Eating nachos is competitive. (1:19)

THE MINUTE THEY PUT THOSE NACHOS DOWN EVERYBODY BECOMES AN ENEMY, RIGHT?

BECAUSE THERE'S ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF NACHOS.

YOU EVER SEE THOSENAKED ONES AROUND THE PERIMETER.

THEN THERE'S THAT ONE BIG POWER BALL NACHO.

THAT SOMEHOW IS CONNECTED TO ALL THE OTHER NACHOS ON THE PLATE.

IT'S LIKE THE KEVIN BACON OF NACHOS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND YOU THINK IN YOUR HEAD, THAT'S PROBABLY MY NACHO.

I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET THAT NACHO. I'M LUCKY LIKE THAT.

YOU EVER SEE LIKE YOUR NANA REACHING FOR THE GOOD NACHO,

WITH HER NANA HAND. THAT'S A NANA HAND.

AND IN YOUR HEAD YOU THINK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU DO.

YOU DON'T THINK, OH GOLLY GOSH NANA, YOU'RE A RASCAL.

NO, YOU THINK NANA IS A SON OF A BITCH.

I MEAN YOU DON'T SAY IT RIGHT OUT.

BUT WHAT IF WE HAD LIKETOURETTE NACHO SYNDROME.

WHERE SHE GRABS ON TO THE NACHO, "REALLY NANA, YOU WHORE!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK I JUST CALLED NANA A WHORE.

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