Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games

  • Season 7 , Ep 16
  • 05/29/2003
  • Views: 9,865

Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man. (1:43)

Sheryl Underwood: LADIES,

I DON'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

YOU KNOW WHY?

EVEN IF YOU CATCH YO MAN IN BED

WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, SHUT UP.

LOOK AT THE WOMEN.

"UH-UH, SHERYL, YOU WRONG ON

THIS ONE."

THINK ABOUT IT.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.

WHEN YOU CATCH YO MAN IN BED

WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, YOU DON'T

DIVORCE 'EM.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.

YOU GET HEALTHY.

START JOGGING, SWIMMING, EATIN'

BONELESS, SKINLESS CHICKEN

BREASTS AND VEGETABLES AND DRINK

GREEN TEA AND LIVE WITH THAT MAN

FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL

LIFE.

WHY?

THE VOW SAYS WHAT, SISTERS?

"TILL DEATH DO US PART."

YOU FIRST BROTHER.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DON'T DIVORCE 'EM.

THAT'S TOO EASY.

NOW LADIES, WHAT YA GOT TO

REMEMBER IS, PLAY GAMES

WITH YA MAN.

SPICE UP YO RELATIONSHIP 'CAUSE

YOU GOTTA DO STUFF TO MAKE YOUR

RELATIONSHIP UNPREDICTABLE

'CAUSE MEN DON'T LIKE STAGNANT

RELATIONSHIPS.

WOMAN LIKE CONSISTENCY.

MEN WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT

ALL THE TIME.

SO YOU KNOW PLAY A GAME

WITH A MAN.

YOU KNOW PLAY THE GAME WHERE

YOU LET 'EM BREAK INTO YOUR

HOUSE AND JUST TAKE THE SEX.

YOU KNOW THAT'S ALWAYS FUN.

[LAUGHTER]

LADIES, WHEN YOU GO OUT TO A BAR

WITH A MAN, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES

PLAY THIS GAME WITH YO MAN.

PLAY PROSTITUTION WITH YO MAN.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW GET DRESSED UP IN A

HOOTCHIE OUTFIT, SIT ON THE BAR,

LET YO MAN COME IN AND GO,

SO HOW MUCH?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW PLAY THE GAME WITH 'EM.

YOU KNOW 'CAUSE I DO THAT WITH

MY MAN.

WE WENT OUT ONCE AND HE SAY

"HOW MUCH?"

I SAID "$50."

HE SAID "$50?"

HE'S SO CHICKEN (BLEEP),

WE HAGGLED.

"$50?

WHY $50?"

"WHY NOT $50."

ANOTHER MAN WALKED OVER

AND SAID, "I'LL GIVE YA $100."

I SAID, "LOOK, I SEE YA LATER.

LET ME HANDLE THIS RIGHT HERE."

Y'ALL BEEN GREAT.

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