It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
Summer's almost over.I'm sorry, it's almost time
to get back to school,get back to work,
working on Sundays,working through lunch,
working overtime--I don't know about you,
but I feel like all my boss does
is make me work,work, work, work, work.
He says me have to work,work, work, work, work.
You know what?I'm sick of this (bleep).
We don't have to put upwith this anymore.
I say we all just quit,as a culture!
I know we've all quit insideand we died a long time ago,
but let's just quitfor real, IRL.
That is why tonight's hashtagis: QuitYourJobIn5Words.
Examples, examples for...examples for QuitYourJobIn5Words
might be:Singled out is coming back;
or: Zombies can talkabout themselves.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, starting now.
I'm all out of sperm.
I can't make no more.
All right. Oh, "I can't makeno more" is five words.
Uh, surgical glovesare for nerds.
I am quitting this job.
Boss said I'm not very goodat counting.
-Kurt.-Leaving Chili's for Chili's 2.
Um, more like Not Topic.
All right, points.
Not good working with saws.