Extended - Toupee of a Kind - Donald Trump Wants to Catch 'Em All - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, June 16, 2016 - Uncensored 06/16/2016 Views: 381

After discovering a Pokemon that bears an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump, Big Jay Oakerson, Vance Sanders and Doug Benson imagine the special powers it has. (2:11)

DONALD TRUMP IS A CHAMELEON, NOTJUST BECAUSE HE MORPHED FROM

LIBERAL TO CONSERVATIVE FASTERTHAN YOU CAN SAY KOCH BROTHERS,

BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OFTHINGS.

REDDIT THOUGHT HIS HAIR LOOKEDLIKE THIS CATERPILLAR.

UH...

(LAUGHTER)>> ALSO DEADLY.

BUZZFEED THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKETHIS SUSHI... RIGHT HERE.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)AND...

>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE SUSHI.

THAT'S REALLY... UNFAIR.

>> UNCANNY.

>> HARDWICK: ON THIS PROGRAM,ADMITTEDLY, WE'VE SAID THAT HE

LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING FROM ACORN HUSK CURSED BY A WITCH TO A

DISSONANT BAGPIPE POWERED BYFARTS, BUT...

(LAUGHTER)...THE INTERNET HAS FOUND A NEW

THING THAT RESEMBLES THE DONALD,AND IT IS WONDERFUL.

COMEDIANS, WHAT LOOKS LIKE MR.TRUMP? IS IT A...

DOUG BENSON.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERING)

A REALLY...

DANK...

>> I THINK THEY KNOW YOU, DOUG.

>> HARDWICK: ...WEED NUGGET.

>> I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S A) A WEASEL-LIKE POKÉMON.

>> HARDWICK: YES! THAT'S THECORRECT ANSWER!

TAKE A LOOK. THERE IT IS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)>> GOOD GRAB.

>> HARDWICK: THIS, UH...

(CHEERING CONTINUES)THIS ANGRY WEASEL WITH THE TINY

HANDS AND THE BAD HAIR LOOKSJUST LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

THIS IS YUNGOOS. YUNGOOS.

AND JUST LIKE IN POKÉMON, TRUMPWANTS TO CATCH 'EM ALL!

HE JUST MEANS FOREIGNERS.

UH...

(AUDIENCE GROANING)HEY, MAN, I DIDN'T FUCKIN' DO

IT. UH...

(LAUGHTER)POKÉMON ARE KNOWN FOR ATTACKS

LIKE BLAZE KICK AND COMET PUNCH,SO, COMEDIANS, NOW THAT POKÉDON

IS HERE, WHAT'S ONE OF HISSPECIAL ATTACKS?

BIG JAY.

>> HOW ABOUT THE IMMIGRANTLAUNCH?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

YEAH. YEAH. VANCE.

>> MAN TAN SPLAINING SPRAY.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)DOUG.

>> TINY HAND SLAP.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)OW. STOP IT!

STOP IT! STOP IT!