Gender Bender Beauty Pageant - Tomasina Lennon vs. Christina Hardwick

  • Season 1 , Ep 0116
  • 11/14/2013
  • Views: 2,377

The comedians compare pictures of male celebrities photoshopped to look like women. (3:34)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> IT IS TIME FOR GENDER BENDER

BEAUTY PAGEANT.

THERE'S A WEB SITE CALLEDWORTHATHOUSAND.COM KNOWN FOR

USER GENERATED CONTEST.

RECENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FORPEOPLE WHO PHOTOSHOPPED MALE

CELEBRITIES AS LADYS.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TWO MALEACTORS AND FOR 250 POINTS YOU

HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH MAN-LADYTHE WEB SITE SAID WAS THE

PRETTIEST.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE...

>> IS NEITHER AN OPTION?

>> DOUG?

>> MATT DAMON IS PRETTIER?

>> NO, KEVIN SPACEY WAS WAYPRETTIER THERE?

>> KEVIN SPACEY WAS WAYPRETTIER.

>> VERY CREEPY BLOND.

>> THEY'RE BOTH AMERICANBEAUTIES.

>> NICE.

OH, THAT WAS GOOD.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

OKAY-->> I HAVE TO ASK A QUESTION--

HOW IS YOUR REACTION SO( BLEEP ) FAST?

IT'S CRAZY!

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT.

( LAUGHTER )>> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

DO YOU LIKE JACKIE BLACK ORSHAWNA CONNERY.

YEAH, DOUG?

>> JACKIE BLACK IS PRETTIER.

>> ACTUALLY, THE THING SAIDSHAWNA CONNERY.

>> RECOUNT!

RECOUNT!

>> A MUSTACHE ISN'T PRETTY?

>> THAT REALLY IS NOT SAYING MYWHOLE WORLD VIEW OF WOMEN RIGHT

NOW.

>> THEN WE PLAYED AROUND WITHYOU GUYS.

PAULA SCHEER OR DOUGINA BENSON?

TOM LENNON?

>> HERE'S MY THING EYE FEEL LIKEPAULINE-- SCHEER IS SORT OF

UNAPPROACHABLE, LIKE GWYNETHPALTROW.

DOUGED LA.

>> DOUGINA.

>> DOUGINA BENSON I FEEL LIKE ICOULD GET TO THIRD BASE.

>> DOUGINA LOOKS LIKE A POPSTAR.

>> LOOKS LIKE KATY PERRY.

I'M GOING WITH DOUG.

>> THAT'S NOT ANSWER.

PAULA SCHEER WAS THE ONE.

>> REST ASSURED I WILL GO TOTHIRD BASE WITH YOU.

>> I LIKE THAT YOU PICKED DOUGBECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE'D BE

EASIER TO ( BLEEP ).

>> WELCOME TO MY LIFE IN THE90s!

>> OKAY, THIS ONE IS FUN.

THIS ONE IS FUN.

TOMASINA LEPON OR CHRISTINAHARDWICK?

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, FIRST OFALL, FIRST OF ALL, TOM, YOU HAVE

SOME SWEET TITS.

>> I THOUGHT YOU HOOLED AMcCALL YOU CULKIN

AFTER-PICTURE.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOUG?

>> AFTER WHAT?

>> AFTER YESTERDAY.

>> AFTER STARRING IN "RUN, LOCALARUN."

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, TOM OR ME?

>> COME ON, YOU KNOW IT'S ME.

>> I'M GOING TO GO CAN TOMEDZASINA.

>> YES, TOMASINA LENNON.

COMPLETELY IGNORED THE MUSTACHE.

>> WHICH IS SOMETHING I SAYEVERY TIME I WALK INTO A

BROTHEL.

"I'LL GO WITH TOMIASINA AGAINTONIGHT.

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