Andy Kindler - Family Medication Swap

  • Season 10 , Ep 16
  • 04/13/2006
  • Views: 1,290

Andy adds to the glut of reality shows. (2:54)

I LOVE THAT. I USE THAT ALL THE TIME NOW. WHEN I'M IN A RESTAURANT.

THEY GO "DO YOU WANT THE ENTREE?"

- "BRING IT ON!"- [LAUGHTER]

I LOVE THAT BUSH SAID THAT. HERE'S A GUY WHO'S NEVER

FACED COMBATOR ANYTHIN IN HIS LIFE.

OR REALLY HAD A TOUGH DAY. AND HE'S LIKE "BRING IT ON."

I LOVE THAT. HE'S LIKE "YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

BRING IT ON! OVER THERE, IN IRAQ, WHERE THE TROOPS ARE.

BRING IT ON OVER TO THAT AREA. YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING?

GET ON A PLANE, GO OVER THERE!

WHERE THE PEOPLE DOINGTHE ACTUAL FIGHTING ARE.

[LAUGHTER]

SO MANY REALITY SHOWS ON TV.

THEY HAVE A SHOW CALLED WIFE SWAP."

WHICH IF IT REALLYWAS ABOUT WIFE SWAPPING,

- I'D GIVE IT A SHOT. RIGHT? - [LAUGHTER]

MY WIFE AND I,WE WANT TO TRY SWAPPING.

WE WANT TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE KEY PARTIES, YOU KNOW,

WHERE YOU PUT YOUR KEYS IN THE BOWL.

BUT WE JUST WANT TO UPGRADE OUR CAR. THAT'S ALL WE WANT TO DO.

- [LAUGHTER]- YOU GO GET THE KEYS--

OH, A BMW! THANK YOU CECELIA AND HAL.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THEY HAD THIS SHOW--IT'S CALLED WIFE SWAP.

AND WHAT IT IS, IS THAT TWO FAMILIES AGREE

TO SWITCH PARENTS. A PARENT RAISES THE OTHER FAMILY'S KIDS.

AND THAT SOUNDS CRAZY TO ME. I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SHOW.

IT'S CALLED, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOMMY?"

- AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS. - [LAUGHTER]

A 12-YEAR OLD KID, HE GOES TO SCHOOL, RIGHT? AND WHEN HE GOES TO SCHOOL,

WE TAKE HIS FAMILYOUT OF THE HOUSE, OKAY?

AND WE SWAP OUT-- WE REMODEL THE HOUSE.

AND THEN WE PUT ACTORS IN THERE. AND SO WHEN HE COMES HOME,

HE DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE HOUSE.

HE COMES IN-- "AH, WHAT-- WHAT-- WHERE HAVE YOU--

WHERE'S MY PARENTS? WHAT'S GOING ON?"

AND LIKE-- "YOUR PARENTSDON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.

AND THEY LEFT THE COUNTRY. AND WE'RE YOUR PARENTS NOW."

HE' LIKE, "NO. THAT'S NOT-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

CAMERA THREE GET A CLOSE UP OF THE PANICKY KID.

CAMERA THREE? I SEE TEARS. OKAY.

AND THEN IF THE KID SAYS, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOMMY,"

HE GETS A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO A CATALOG. I DON'T KNOW.

- I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT-- - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M STILL WORKING ON SOME OF THE DETAILS.

THEN I HAVEANOTHER IDEA FOR A SHOW.

IT'S CALLED "FAMILY MEDICATION SWAP."

TWO SERIOUSLY ILL FAMILIES AGREE TO SWITCH MEDICATIONS.

HOW WILL A DIABETIC DEAL WITH CHOLESTEROL LOWERING DRUGS?

[LAUGHTER]

HOW WILL A MAN WITH SEVER HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

- DEAL WITH ANTI-DEPRESSANTS? - [LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW, I THINKI'M HAVING A STROKE.BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

- I'M WILLING TO-- - [LAUGHTER]

I'M GOOD WITH THAT.

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