First Man on Mars

The Luck of the Fryrish Season 3, Ep 10 01/25/2008 Views: 1,990

Fry discovers that his brother stole his name and talisman in order to score fame and fortune. (1:51)

So, you openedthe record vault,

and the clover was gone?

Yep. Nothing in there but

all the best music of the 1980sin one amazing collection.

Survivor, Pat Benatar,the Scorpions...

the list goes on.

That clover helpedmy rat fink brother

steal my dreamof going into space.

Now I'll never there.

You went therethis morningfor doughnuts.

"First Person on Mars."

Oh, so your brother was that Philip J. Fry?

I'm Philip J. Fry.

He stolmy nameafter I got frozen.

Shut up, friends!

My Internet browser heard ussaying the word "Fry",

and it found a movieabout Philip J. Fry for us.

It also openedmy calendar to Friday

and ordered mesome French fries.

COMPUTER VOICE:Philip J. Fry, astronaut,

philanthropist, entrepreneur,

was a great man,truly worthy of narration.

Fry was the first man on Mars

a feat that has never sincebeen equaled.

That should have been me!

COMPUTER:The ever-lucky Frymade his fortune

after striking oilin the bathroom

of the mansionhe had won in a lottery.

That's my clover--Yancy stole it!

COMPUTER:After a whirlwind fling

with Icelandic supermodel Noord,

Fry scored a string of top-tenhits with his rock band

Leaf Seven, known fortheir hypnotic rhythms

driving bass linesand memorable hooks.

That's what I'm known for.

Phil came in, right,strummed out this tune, yeah

and I said, "That'sa number one record."

COMPUTER:Today, Fry spends mostof his time in his grave

at Orbiting MeadowsNational Cemetery

buried with the trademarkseven-leaf clover

that will bring him luckin the next life, perhaps

some Egyptians believe.

So that's where my clover is.

Hey, is that orbitingcemetery near here?

It will bein a couple hours.

Good. Leela, Bender,we're going grave robbing.

I'll get my kit.