Who wants to be speed-roasted?
Oh my g-- oh my goodness.
How you doing, sir?
Stand up if you can.
What happened to you?
-Ross, he looks like youfucked your Mexican housekeeper
I sincerely-- I lovedyou in "Supersad."
-Who does youraudience coordination?
-These are truefans who come all
the way from Tijuana to be here.
-That's what I was gonna say.
Somewhere in Tijuana, there'sa bridge missing a troll, and--
What's the varsity jacket for?
Cut a hole in the fencing?
They can run.
-Do you have a date forValentine's Day, buddy?
Oh, that makes it-- we havesomething in common then.
I'm going to fuckyour mom, you get it?
Do I have to spell thisone out to you, buddy?
Are you a man or a woman?
AL MADRIGAL: Where'dyou get your hair cut?
-Are you guys together?
-Oh, I like it.
A little Valentine'sDay speed roast.
Oh my god.
Your tits are aboutto eat that necklace.
Turn around so they can see too.
What's your name?
What's your name?
-Katie, and what's your name?
-Sean, and youguys are boyfriend
and girlfriend or something?
-Yeah.-We're you meet?
-Big round of applause forMike and Molly, everybody.
Yeah, I love your show.
I love your show.
You guys are cute, andyou both have great tits.
Valentine-- thank you very much.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Melinda, did youraise your hand?
Come here.Come here.
This is my cousin,Melinda, everybody.
AL MADRIGAL: Is anyone inyour family attractive?
She's a dancer.
She's a Latin dancer.
RALPHIE MAY: I got a dollar.
-My Aunt Donna's a therapist.
She thinks she's going toget fired if she's on TV.
And here's my Uncle Joe, whomolested me when I was 15.
-Thank you for givingme a sense of humor.
-Give it up for all myamazing volunteers this week.
-Aunt Donna and Uncle Joeand Melinda and-- Al, Ralpie,
and Nikki, one more time.