Wanda Sykes - Dirty Jersey

Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied Season 1, Ep 101 01/09/2003 Views: 11,649

Wanda Sykes doubts that a politician from a state as polluted as New Jersey is qualified to run the EPA. (0:56)

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OUR AIR QUALITY'S ALL MESSED UP

NOW.

YOU KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

WHEN THEY LOWERED THE EMISSION

STANDARDS.

YOU KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

WHEN THEY APPOINTED

CHRISTINE WHITMAN HEAD OF THE

E.P.A.

(APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

THE GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY

IS HEAD OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL

PROTECTION AGENCY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY NEW JERSEY

IS?

I MEAN, I'M SORRY, YOU DRIVE

THROUGH NEW JERSEY, YOU GONNA

GET A LUMP ON YOUR BREAST.

(LAUGHTER)

BETTER GET A MAMMOGRAM AT THE

TOLL.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

AH, THAT'LL BE 2.40, AND PUT

YOUR TITTY UP HERE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

WHOO!

OKAY, YOU ALL RIGHT.

GO AHEAD.