Lil Rel - Shucking and Jiving

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 07/25/2010
  • Views: 8,428

Lil Rel's mother always smoked cigarettes, so he had a momma with a daddy voice. (1:50)

TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

'CAUSE I ACTUALLY WAS INA BAD MOOD UNTIL I CAME HERE.

YOU KNOW, MY--I'M GOINGTHROUGH A THING WITH MY BARBER.

MY LAST BARBER--THIS DUDE CUT MY MOLE OFF,

AND HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

I'M SITTING INTHE CHAIR GETTING WEAK,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.LIKE, "WHY AM I SLEEPY?"

HEY, Y'ALL GOTTHE GAS ON IN HERE OR SOMETHING?

WHAT'SALL THIS RED STUFF?

[laughter]

MY PARENTS--I GREW UP WITH TWOREALLY STRONG, TOUGH PARENTS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?LIKE, MY FATHER WAS CRAZY.

I HAD A '70s FATHERGROWING UP.

SOME OF Y'ALL DON'TEVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

EVERY TIME MY DADDYUSED TO TALK,

HE'LL POINT, BEND DOWN,AND STEP BACK. THIS IS MY DADDY.

EVERY TIME HE SAY SOMETHING,

HE'LL POINT, BEND DOWN,AND STEP BACK ON YOU.

AND HE USED TO USEOLD '70s TERMS.

HE'D BE LIKE,

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SUCKERSTAKIN' OUT THE GARBAGE?

"YOU TURKEYS HERESHUCKING AND JIVING.

AND I'M TRYIN' TO COMEIN HERE AND WATCH BUCK ROGERS."

WE BE LIKE, "WHAT'SSHUCKING AND JIVING?"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'."

HE NEVER LOOKED AT US,HE JUST POINT--

WE JUST KNEWWHAT WAS GOIN' ON.

"I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

"THE ONE WITH THE GLASSES.

"BETTER SHOVE BEFORE I KNOCKTHEM OFF AND BLINDSIDE YOUR ASS.

MAKE YOU CROSS THE STREET."

[chuckles]LIKE, DAMN.

THEN MY MOMMASMOKED CIGARETTES.

ANYBODY GROW UP WITH THE MOMMAWITH, LIKE, THE DADDY VOICE?

[laughter]

YOU KNOW HOWSCARY IT IS GROWING UP

AND YOUR MOMMAGOT A DADDY VOICE?

I USED TO WALK IN THE HOUSELIKE, "HOW YOU DOIN', MOMMA?"

"HOW YOU DOIN'?HUH!"

THAT'S HOW SHE USED TO COUGH."HUH!"

"I AIN'T SAID NOTHING.""ME NEITHER. HUH!

THESE ARE SUPPOSEDTO BE LIGHTS."

"THEY ARE LIGHTS.

THAT'S YOUR THROAT."

[laughter]

Y'ALL--Y'ALL LAUGHIN'AT MY MOMMA'S VOICE,

LISTEN, LIKE, HER FINGERSSTAY LIKE THIS REGARDLESS.

YOU SEE THIS?

AND SHE AIN'THAVE A CIGARETTE NOW,

AND SHE BE AT CHURCH LIKE,

"PRAISE THE LORD,HOW Y'ALL DOIN'?

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