Extended - Panderdome - Donald Trump's Campaign Crisis - Uncensored

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Burnie Burns, Gavin Free and Barbara Dunkelman figure out why GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump is so low on campaign cash. (2:35)

UH, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH WEEK FORMICROWAVE KEN DOLL DONALD TRUMP

AND...

(LAUGHTER)NOT JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS REAL GOOD

FRIENDS WITH RAMSAY BOLTONEITHER. UH...

(AUDIENCE GROANS LOUDLY)NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.

LISTEN.

HE JUST WANTED TO MAKEWINTERFELL GREAT AGAIN.

VERY SAD.

ACCORDING TO THE FEC, THEMAPLE-GLAZED TAINT'S CAMPAIGN

HAS ONLY $1.3 MILLION IN CASH ONHAND, LEAVING HIM IN A SITUATION

NEW YORK TIMES IS CALLING THE"WORST FINANCIAL AND

ORGANIZATIONAL DISADVANTAGE OFANY MAJOR PARTY NOMINEE IN

RECENT HISTORY." UH, AT LEAST HE'S PUTTING HIS

MONEYS TO GOOD USE, RIGHT?

LIKE SPENDING 208 GRAND ON HATS.

UH... $613 PAYMENT TO A COMPANYCALLED LAUGH 'N LEAP WHO,

ACCORDING TO... ACCORDING TOTHEIR WEB SITE, IS THE "LEADING

SERVICE PROVIDER OF GIANTINFLATABLE BOUNCE HOUSES, WATER

SLIDES AND GAMES IN SOUTHCAROLINA."

(WHOOPING, CHEERING)IT'S THE ONLY COMPANY THAT HAS

THE TECHNOLOGY TO KEEP HIS HAIRINFLATED, UH... THE ENTIRE TIME.

THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION ISTHAT TRUMP'S GOING TO START

ENDING HIS RALLIES BY PUSHINGJEB BUSH DOWN A SLIP 'N SLIDE.

UH... RIGHT THERE.

PLEASE CLAP.

UH, COMEDIANS, WHAT ARE SOMEOTHER THINGS TRUMP HAS BEEN

SPENDING HIS MONEY ON?

(BELL DINGS)BARBARA?

>> A 600-POUND BLOCK OF CHEESESO HE CAN MAKE AMERICA "GRATE"

AGAIN.

>> HARDWICK: YES! POINTS.

(CHEERING)VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

THAT...

THAT IS SOME BRITISH LEVEL OFPUNNERY THAT GAVIN WAS JEALOUS

OF, UH, RIGHT THERE.

GAVIN?

>> HE SPENT 20 BUCKS ON A COPYOF MINDCRAFT SO HE COULD

PRACTICE BUILDING WALLS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. ALL RIGHT.

POINTS. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)YEAH, WE GOT TO KEEP THOSE

CREEPERS OUT OF HERE.

WE GOT TO KEEP THOSE CREEPERSOUT. BURNIE.

>> I LOVE THE CREEPERS.

I LOVE THE CREEPERS.

>> HARDWICK: THE CREEPERS, THECREEPERS, WE GOT TO KEEP 'EM

OUT.

I LIKE THEIR STYLE, BUT WE GOTTO KEEP 'EM OUT.

UH, BURNIE.

>> TWO TOUPEES-- ONE FORCAMPAIGNING, ONE FOR FUCKING.

(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)>> HARDWICK: OH, WAIT.

HANG ON A SEC.

UH, HI.

HI, BURNIE. BURNIE.

>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: UH, CHRIS HARDWICK.

LONGTIME FAN, FIRST-TIME CALLER.

>> OKAY. GO AHEAD.

>> HARDWICK: UH, SO THE SECONDONE FOR FUCKING-- HE WEARS IT

WHILE FUCKING OR FOR FUCKING?

>> I WOULD SAY A LITTLECOLUMN A, A LITTLE COLUMN B.

>> HARDWICK: COLUMN A.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU.

UH...

>> I WAS WONDERING WHY ONE OFTHEM WAS BROWN.

>> HARDWICK: IS ONE... YEAH, ONEOF THEM IS BROWN, YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, ONE OF THEMIS BROWN.

(AUDIENCE GROANS)