Jeff Ross - Baghdad Borgata

Jeffrey Ross: No Offense - Live From New Jersey Season 1, Ep 101 08/22/2008 Views: 41,175

During a show in Baghdad, Jeff Ross makes an audience member laugh so hard that he stabbed his friend. (1:33)

SOME CROWDS ARE ROUGH.

I DID A SHOW ONCEAT THE BORGATA IN BAGHDAD.

THAT WAS A ROUGH CROWD.

AFTER THE SHOW,SOME GUY WAS LIKE,

"OH, I LAUGHED SO HARDI STABBED MY FRIEND."

[laughter]

I WENT OVER WITH DREW CAREY.

YOU KNOW DREW CAREY?WE DID A SHOW IN IRAQ.

SOLDIERS LOVE DREW CAREY,'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

THEY LOVE BLONDESWITH BIG TITS.

(audience member) CAMP VICTORY.

WHO SAID "CAMP VICTORY"?

THAT'S YOU, CAMP VICTORY? YOU WERE AT CAMP VICTORY?

YUP. OH.

DID YOU SEE MEOVER THERE? YES, I DID.

OH, THAT'S SO COOL, DUDE.

THANKS FOR COMING TO THE SHOW.

THAT'S AWESOME.

THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

I DON'T EVEN THINK

I FULLY UNDERSTOODWHAT IT MEANT

TO BE A COMEDIANUNTIL I WENT OVER

AND I DID A SHOW FOR SOLDIERSIN UNIFORM AND COMBAT.

IT WAS AN INCREDIBLELIFE-CHANGING MOMENT FOR ME.

AND THEN IT GOT KIND OF CRAZYON THE LAST NIGHT

WHEN MY HOTEL ROOM,THE AL RASHID HOTEL IN BAGHDAD

GOT HIT WITH A MORTAR ATTACK.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHATI TOLD THE FRONT DESK

WHEN I CHECKED OUT.

THESE TERRORISTS BROKE INAND DRANK EVERYTHING

IN THE MINI-BAR.

THEY MADE A BUNCHOF LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALLS.

AND THEY [bleep] OFFON THE DRAPES.

I'M NOT PAYINGFOR THIS [bleep].

AND THEY WATCHED2 1/2 PORNO MOVIES.

THESE WERE THE HORNIESTAL QAEDIANS I'VE EVER SEEN.