Darrell Hammond - German Language

  • Season 4 , Ep 1
  • 12/03/2000
  • Views: 4,626

German ain't the most romantic language in the world. (0:57)

MY WIFE WAS GERMAN,

AND WHILE GERMAN WOMENARE ATTRACTIVE TO THE EYE,

GERMAN AIN'T THE MOST ROMANTICLANGUAGE ON THE EARTH.

IT'S TOUGH TO SUSTAINYOUR PASSION

WHEN YOUR WIFE'S PULLINGON YOUR EARS LIKE--

( harsh, guttural German )

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !"

"JEEZ, GRETEL,I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOVE,

"YOU'RE CONJURING UP YOURDEAD RELATIVES OVER THERE.

GET OUT OF HERE !"

HERE'S MYMARRIAGE QUIZ.

YOUR WIFE COMES IN AND SAYS,"DO YOU THINK I LOOK FAT ?"

DO YOU SAY, A: "YEAH,YOU COULD LOSE A FEW."

B: "NO, HONEY, YOU'VENEVER LOOKED BETTER."

OR C: "WAIT, LET ME GET MYPROTECTIVE HEADGEAR." ?

OKAY, I SAID A: "YEAH,YOU COULD LOSE A FEW."

AND AS THEY SAY INTHE NATURE SPECIALS

WHEN THE WILDEBEESTLEAVES THE HERD,

"SADLY NOW, THERE CAN BEBUT ONE OUTCOME."

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