how's it going?
I was recently homein Boston, and my mother--
My mother Irena referredto the singer Celine Dion--
Listen to me now.
She referred to the singerCeline Dion
as Salon Dijon.
I honestly don't know why we'renot all doing backflips
was said to me in a roomwith air in it.
I heard it, remembered it,and brought it to the show.
That is a gift.
I haven't even added anything.
It's like a catbringing a dead bird.
It's a treasure.
And it wasn't like this--it wasn't like,
"Peter, who's that singer,
"French-Canadian,I don't know, Salon Dijon?
"I don't know.What's her name? I don't know.
Salon, is that it?Salon Dijon? I don't know."
It wasn't like that.It was like this.
"Peter, your fathergot me tickets
to my favoriterecording artist..."
Just an expensive mustard rinseof a performer.
"Ooh. I love Salon.
"I hope she playsmy favorite song
"from my favorite movie, Big Boat Iceberg.
"That's my favorite movie.
"Starring my favorite actor,Leonardo DiPizzaplace.
"is a dream.
"♪ Here there under the stairs
I love the lyrics."