Kyle Dunnigan - Socks Off

  • Season 11 , Ep 16
  • 03/15/2007
  • Views: 12,710

No woman wants to see a naked man hopping. (2:29)

THIS GIRL, I BARELY KNEW HER,

WE HAD TO GET A HOME PREGNANCY TEST. YEAH.

WHICH, THERE'S LIKE 20 MINUTES WAITING FOR THE RESULTS.

LIKE, OH, WHERE'D YOU GOTO COLLEGE? AWESOME.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEN I HAD TO FIGURE OUT SOME DASH SYSTEM.

IT WAS LIKE A DASH MEANT SHE WAS PREGNANT.

THERE SHOULD BE A WORD ON THERE SO YOU KNOW IT RIGHT AWAY.

YOU KNOW, IT SHOULD SAY LIKE "[BLEEP!]" OR SOMETHING CLEAR.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

JUST "[BLEEP!]" ON IT.

HEY, DON'T GET THE WRONGLIKE IMPRESSION.

WE USED PROTECTION, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S JUST THINGS, YOU KNOW, FALL OFF WHEN YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

BUT THE POINT... LET'S GET-- BE MATURE.

I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S HUGE. NOW, LISTEN.

WOMEN SAY IT'S HUGE. WOMEN SAY IT'S HUGE.

I USE MAGNUMS,NOT THE CONDOM, THE GUN.LIKE, SAY, "IT'S HUGE"!

I MEAN WOMEN, WOMEN SAY IT'S HUGE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BEING IN THE BEDROOM WITH A NEW PERSON.

SO, LIKE YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT LIKE,

WHAT IS THIS NEW BODY?

AND WHY DOESSHE HAVE A PENIS AND...?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GETTING YOUR SOCKS OFF.

THAT'S A TOUGH MOVE FOR US GUYS.

YOU WOMEN, YOU WONDER WHY WE LEAVE 'EM ON, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE LIKE, "NO. I LOOK GOOD NAKED WITH SOCKS. THIS IS A GOOD LOOK. WHY...?"

WE LEAVE 'EM ON 'CAUSE THERE'S NO COOL WAY TO GET 'EM OFF.

YOU GOT TWO OPTIONS. YOU COULD HOP THE SOCK OFF. YOU KNOW, GRAB THE BACK.

NO WOMAN WANTS TO SEE A NAKED MAN HOPPING.

IT'S LIKE OOH, OOH. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OR YOU COULD PEEL THE SOCK OFF WITH THE OTHER FOOT.

YOU KNOW, BUT THERE'SNOTHING MORE EFFEMINATE

THAN BEING LIKE, [LISP] JUST A SECOND WHILE I GET THIS.

JUST A SECOND.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

JUST A SEC, HOLD ON.

HOLD ON.

ONCE THIS HAPPENS I'M GONNA [BLEEP] THE [BLEEP] OUTTA YOU.

ONCE WE GET THIS SITUA--GOT ONE.

- HERE COMES THE OTHER ONE. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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