Lincoln the Lawyer - Uncensored

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 07/16/2013
  • Views: 35,544

When Abraham Lincoln was a lawyer, he was mocked for his ape-like appearance by his fellow attorneys when he traveled to Cincinnati. (1:40)

THE CASE CHANGEDTO CINCINNATI.

STANTON AND HARDING GO,

MM-HMM, WE DON'TNEED LINCOLN ANYMORE.

BUT LINCOLN DIDN'T EVEN KNOWABOUT ANY OF THIS [bleep].

HE WOULD JUST KEEP RESEARCHINGAND RESEARCHING.

OH, YEAH, BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP.

I'VE BEEN JUST GOING ALONGWITH MY OWN FUN.

HE WOULD WRITE.HE WOULD BE LIKE,

AM I INVOLVED IN THIS CASEOR WHAT?

FINALLY, HE FOUND OUTTHAT THE CASE HAD BEEN MOVED

TO CINCINNATI,AND HE WAS LIKE,

[bleep]!I'VE GOTTA GO TO CINCINNATI!

SO, HE WENT.

LINCOLN WENT UP TO THE HOTELWHERE ALL THE LAWYERS WERE,

AND STANTON SAW LINCOLNCOMING HERE--COMING UP.

STANTON WENT TO HARDING,

OH, MY GOD,THIS GUY IS A LANKY,

GAWKY, AWKWARD, APE-LEGGED,

APE-L--ARMED MAN.

THIS GUY IS WEIRD.THIS GUY IS LIKE AN APE.

HE'S GOT APE ARMS.

HE'S GOT, LIKE,APE, AWKWARD ARMS.

THIS GUY IS, LIKE, AN APE,AWKWARD GUY.

THIS GUY IS AN APE!

AWK--AWKT--"AWKSWARD"!

HE'S LIKE AN APE-MAN.

THIS GUY IS LIKE AN APE,AWKWARD MAN.

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