Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

  • Season 7 , Ep 9
  • 04/03/2003
  • Views: 7,256

Men are quite simple. (1:05)

WELL, WE GOTTA QUIT TRYING

TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT.

THAT'S THE ANSWER.

WE GOTTA QUIT TRYING

TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN.

WE'RE NEVER GONNA UNDERSTAND

WOMEN BECAUSE THEY'RE

MYSTERIOUS, RIGHT?

AND THEY'RE NEVER GONNA

UNDERSTAND US, BECAUSE THEY

CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

(LAUGHTER)

AND I DON'T MEAN THAT TO BE

AN INSULT TO WOMEN.

I THINK THAT WOMEN HAVE

A HARD TIME ACCEPTING THAT

WE COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT

FRIGGIN' SIMPLE.

(LAUGHTER)

THEY WANT TO GIVE US CREDIT

FOR BEING MORE COMPLICATED.

THEY DON'T KNOW THAT'S IT;

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WITH US.

WE FREAK THEM OUT.

YOU KNOW I HAD A WOMAN FRIEND

COME OVER THE OTHER DAY.

SHE WAS ALL UPSET, LIKE "JAKE,

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW COULD A MAN WANT TO HAVE SEX

WITH A PLASTIC DOLL?"

YEAH, SHE'D SEEN ONE OF THOSE

INFLATABLE SEX DOLLS AS A

BACHELORETTE PARTY.

YOU KNOW?

AND SHE'S LIKE "HOW CAN A MAN

WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PLASTIC

DOLL?

HOW COULD A MAN WANT TO PUT

HIS PENIS IN A PLASTIC DOLL?"

AND I SAID, "WELL, IT'S NOT PLAN

A."

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE,

BUT I THINK WE CAN ASSUME THAT A

SERIES OF THINGS HAS GONE WRONG

TO LEAD UP TO THAT PLASTIC DOLL.

ANYWAY, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN A

GREAT CROWD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING

OUT.

SEE YOU AT THE NIGHTCLUB.

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