Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Advertising

  • Season 6 , Ep 10
  • 06/23/2002
  • Views: 8,401

Hook yourself up with some KFC, dog. (1:34)

NO, IT'S OKAY.

SENSE OF HUMOR THAT'S FINE.

BUT WE STOPPED IT.

"NO, THAT'S NOT COOL."

'CAUSE INSTEAD OF UNITING

AMERICA WE WANT TO SEPARATE

EACH OTHER BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

MEXICANS EAT TACOS AND

WHITE PEOPLE EAT BEEF STROGANOFF

AND BLACK PEOPLE EAT CHICKEN.

"THAT MAKES US DIFFERENT."

NO, THAT MAKES YOU HUNGRY.

THAT'S ALL IT MAKES YOU.

BUT WE'RE STUPID.

WE STOMP.

LET'S NOT STOMP.

LET'S MAKE THIS COUNTRY WHAT

IT REALLY IS.

I'M SAYING THOSE COMMERCIALS

WERE GREAT.

BUT WHERE'S THE BLACK DOG?

HOW COME THERE AIN'T NO

BLACK DOG?

WE NEED A ROTWEILER.

A GHETTO-ASS ROTWEILER

WITH A BULLET WOUND IN HIS ASS.

ALL SKINNY 'CAUSE YOU NEVER

FEED HIM DOG FOOD.

DOING COMMERCIALS FOR KENTUCKY

FRIED CHICKEN.

"WOOF, WOOF, BROTHER,

WOOF, WOOOOF!"

"HOOK YOURSELF UP WITH SOME

KFC?!"

SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

WE HAVE AN IRISH SETTER DOING

COMMERCIALS FOR IRISH SPRING

SOAP.

(IRISH ACCENT) "YOU EVER WALK UP

ON ANOTHER DOG, YOU SMELL

HIS ASS AND YOU'RE THINKING,

'MOTHER HOLY MARY OF JESUS'

DON'T YOU EVER WASH YOUR ASS

THERE, LADDIE?"

"WHEN A BITCH COMES UP TO SMELL

YOUR BALLS, YOU WANT HER TO GO

(SNIFF) OH, THOSE ARE LUCKY

CHARM FRESH, YES THEY ARE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"THAT'S RIGHT.

LICK A MY SHALAYLEE"

"IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS."

(LAUGHTER)

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