Steve McGrew - Tough Love

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 16,182

Steve McGrew had scabs instead of knee-pads. (2:19)

(Nick)YOU KNOW, GOING TOA SELF-DEFENSE CLASS

ISN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,MAYBE WE CAN HIRESOMEONE TO PROTECT US.

YEAH, THIS KRAV MAGAIS NO JOKE, JACK.

IT'S THE OFFICIALSELF-DEFENSE SYSTEMOF THE ISRAELI ARMY.

GREAT, SO IT'LLREALLY COME IN HANDY

WHEN I'M BEINGINVADED BY LEBANON.

(woman)CAN I HELP YOU?

YEAH, WE WANT TO LEARNHOW TO KICK SOME ASS...

TEL AVIV STYLE, BITCH.

CAN SOMEONE HELP US OUT?

OH, I CAN.

I'M THE INSTRUCTOR HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA TEACH US?

HA HA, NO OFFENSE,SWEETHEART,

BUT THE ONLY WAYA CHICK BEATS ME

IS IF I'M NAKEDAND PAYING HER 80BUCKS TO DO SO.

OF COURSE...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

DO HAVE ANYTHINGYOU'D LIKE TO ADD?

HA HA, YEAH!

CAN YOU DO THAT AGAIN?

HA HA, KICK HIM AGAIN!

(Steve McGrew)OUR KIDS TODAY AREALL LITTLE PUSSIES.

MOTHERS'VE MADE'EM THAT WAY.

DON'T RIDE YOUR BICYCLESWITHOUT YOUR PADS!

DON'T... OH, OH, AAAH!

AAAAH, PUT ON PADS!

WE DIDN'T HAVE PADS.

WE HAD BIG(bleep) DAMN SCABS.

THAT'S WHAT WE HAD.

THAT LET YOU KNOWLIFE WAS HARD.

MOVE THE HELL ON, MAN.

YOU COULD FALL DOWN,HIT THAT THING...

YOUR ARM WAS LIKE BLACKTOP,THAT SCAB WAS SO THICK!

THAT WAS YOUR PAD.

YOU COULD HIT, BOUNCE, ANDSTILL KEEP PEDALING, MAN.

SEE THOSE KIDSRIDIN' THEIR BICYCLE

WITH THEIR PADS ANDTHEIR HELMETS...

I JUST WANNA STICK A STICK INTHE SPOKES WHEN THEY COME BY.

I LOVE MY CHILD, BUT I HATEOTHER PEOPLES' CHILDREN.

EVERYBODY IN HERE'S GONETO THE MALL AND WENT,

"THAT LITTLE BASTARDNEEDS AN ASS-KICKING.

THAT'S HIS PROBLEM."

YOU SHOULDNEVER STRIKE A CHILD!

THAT'LL... THEY LEARNVIOLENCE THAT WAY.

NEVER STRIKE A CHILD!

PUT 'EM IN TIME OUT!

WHY?

SO THEY CAN PLAN OTHEREVIL (bleep) TO DO?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAFRAID OF YOUR PARENTS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVETHAT FEAR OF YOUR DAD.

I WAS MORE AFRAIDOF MY MOM, THOUGH.

MOMS SNAP, YOU KNOW?

YOUR DAD'LL WHACK YOU ACOUPLE OF TIMES AND MOVE ON.

MAN, YOU PISS OFF YOURMOM, THEIR EYES ROLL BACK,

THAT THIRD LIDCOMES DOWN...

SHE WHIPPED ME WITH ADOG COLLAR ONE TIME--

DOG STILL IN IT.

(mimicking dog)AWOOO!

AWOOO!

(mimicking mother)MOVE YOUR HANDS!

(mimicking dog)AWOOO!

AWOOO!

OH, LOOK WHAT YOU'VEMADE ME DO TO THE DOG!

YOU COULDN'T DO A DAMNTHING WRONG AFTER THAT.

THE DOG WOULD RUNAND TELL ON YOU.

WOOOOOO!

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