Ditch Weed

  • Season 3 , Ep 18
  • 03/06/2013
  • Views: 10,915

Blake and Jillian find hope in a ditch while Adam and Ders try to find a possible way out of the woods. (2:35)

- AHH...

CRUSH!

ANOTHER PLANET DEVOUREDBY THE MIGHTY GALACTUS.

[imitates explosion]

- THIS IS NICE.

WE NEVER GETALONE TIME LIKE THIS.

- I HEAR YA.

I WISH DERS AND ADAMWERE HERE TOO. [chuckles]

- SO, UM, LIKE, ARE YOU SCAREDTHAT THE DOG IS GONNA COME BACK?

- OH, PSSH, NO. COME ON.THAT THING'S PROBABLY LONG GONE,

LOOKING FOR FOODOR SOMETHING.

- THAT'S EASYFOR YOU TO SAY.

MY PARENTSWERE EATEN BY DOGS.

AT LEAST THAT'SWHAT MY FOSTER PARENTS TOLD ME.

- WHOA, THAT'S--THAT'S HEAVY. I'M SORRY.

- OH, NO, NO, DON'T BE.

APPARENTLY IT HAPPENEDWAY BEFORE I WAS BORN.

- AH.

[owl hooting]

LOOK, IF YOU'RE STILL SCARED, ICAN GO MAKE YOU SOME CAMOUFLAGE.

- REALLY?

- YEAH, WE'LL GET YOUTO BLEND IN.

- I MEAN,IF YOU THINK THAT'LL BE--

- YAH![laughs]

OH, CLASSIC!

OKAY, GO AHEADAND RUB THAT AROUND.

I'M GONNA GO GETSOME STICKS AND LEAVES.

- OKAY.

- OH, MY GOD.JILLIAN.

IT'S DITCH WEED.

IT'S WEED![laughs]

YES! THANK YOU, BASED GOD!PRAISE ALLAH!

[laughs]

YES![laughs]

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.[grunting]

OH, I JUST WANT ITTO SMELL ALL OVER ME.

- [groaning]- ALL RIGHT. OH, GOD.

HERE WE GO. I'M GONNAGO AROUND AND GET IT STARTED.

- WAIT--NO, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

- OW, LET'S GO, DERS!

DO I NEED TO GET BACK THEREAND HELP PUSH THIS BITCH?

- THAT WOULD BE NICE!

- WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSYSTEERING THE STARSHIP, BUDDY.

ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE COOKING.[engine starts]

- YOU GOT IT?- DERS, GET IN! I GOT IT!

- COMING AROUND, COMING AROUND.- I GOT IT. WHOO!

NO THANKS TO YOU.A LITTLE HELP FROM YOU.

GOOD JOB.- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, WAIT, TURNTHE LIGHTS ON; IT'S PRETTY DARK.

- ALL RIGHT. LIGHTS![quiet country music playing]

LIGHTS ON!

MAN, THIS TECHNOLOGYIS DATED, DUDE.

- JUST USE THE LEVERRIGHT THERE ON THE SIDE.

- OH, OKAY, CONTROL, LIGHTS ON.THERE IT IS!

LIGHTS ON!- HIT THE BRAKES!

- I'M HITTING THEM!I'M BAILING!

- WHAT? WHAT? ADAM!

AAH![radio quietly playing]

- OH, GOD.YEAH, THAT THING IS SCOOTIN'.

IT'S LIKE THE LOVEBUG.[panting]

HEY, WHEN YOU SAID,"HIT THE BRAKES..."

- YEAH.

- DID YOU MEAN THE LEFT BRAKESOR THE RIGHT BRAKES?

WHOO. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIMESINCE I'VE DRIVEN.

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