Manbird Training

  • Season 1 , Ep 14
  • 11/17/2010
  • Views: 45,045

Randall finds Mark on the roof, training his manbird to be less vulgar. (2:19)

[singing] IT'S GETTING TO THEPOINT

- YES!

both: ♪ WHERE I'M NO FUNANYMORE ♪

- NO, OKAY,YOU'RE GIVING ME CROSBY,

AND I'M LOOKING FOR NASH.

THIS IS WHERE I AM.

[low voice] AND THIS IS WHEREYOU NEED TO BE.

CAN YOU MAKE THAT SOUND, PLEASE,RIGHT NOW?

both: ♪ HAHH

- THERE IT IS.LOCK IT IN.

both: ♪ IT'S GETTINGTO THE POINT ♪

- NO.WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WE HAD THIS.

- WHAT THE [bleep]ARE YOU DOING?

- I COULD EASILY ASK YOUTHE SAME QUESTION.

- THIS IS MY ROOF GARDEN.

I COME UP HEREFOR TRANQUILITY.

NOT TO LISTENTO A COUPLE OF GAY-LORDS

SCREECH AND PISSALL OVER EACH OTHER.

- IN ONE SHORT WALK HOME.

I HAVE PROVEN THAT MANBIRDS

CAN HAVE THE VULGARITYTRAINED COMPLETELY OUT OF THEM.

- YOU UNDERSTANDHOW DANGEROUS IT IS

TO SEPARATE A MANBIRDFROM ITS FLOCK, RIGHT?

- HE'LL FLY OFFWHEN HIS WINGS GROW.

HE'LL BE GONE BY MORNING.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT'S EVENCOMING FROM AT THIS POINT.

[manbirds shouting]

- I'M GONNA BANG YOUR MOUTH!

- SUCK MY BALLS!

- WITHOUT THE D.O.I.TO KEEP THEM OUT,

MANBIRDS ARE SWARMINGINTO THE CITY.

- I WOULD LIKETO PROPOSE A TOAST.

TO PURE EVIL.

MAY NOTHING STANDIN ITS PATH

OR DETER IT FROM ITS--

SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEENA LIMO DRIVER?

[partition whirring]

THIS IS GONNA BEA LONG RIDE.

- [sighs]

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHTSTILL BE HERE.

- [chewing]

- I WAS UP ALL NIGHTKNITTING THESE.

MULBERRY IS A SURPRISINGLY HARDSHADE OF PURPLE YARN TO FIND.

[kissing noises]

- THAT MAY BETHE SINGLE MOST DISGUSTING THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

- WHAT,DO YOU LIVE UP HERE NOW?

IT'S CALLED COMPASSION.

- NO, MY ENTIRE STABLE

TOOK TURNS PISSING ON HIS HEADALL MORNING.

[manbirds shouting]

[speed bag thudding]

- WHAT IS ALL THIS?

- COCKFIGHTINGIS HUGE COIN, DUDE,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GETTO THE UPPER ECHELONS.

- YOU'RE A MANBIRD TRAINER NOW.

- YOU INVITED THIS PLAGUEON OUR ROOF.

I'M PLAYING THE HANDI WAS DEALT.

- SUCK MY BALLS!

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