Clinton Jackson - Penny Slots

  • Season 8 , Ep 24
  • 05/20/2004
  • Views: 1,520

In Las Vegas now, you can gamble with only a penny. (2:18)

FOLKS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S WORSE

THAN YOU THOUGHT, YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU GO TO LAS VEGAS NOW.

THEY GOT PENNY SLOT MACHINES.

YEAH.

PENNY SLOT MACHINES.

FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE

GAMBLING AND YOU GOTTA GET

CHANGE FOR A NICKEL...

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S OVER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D EVEN

LET PEOPLE TAKE UP SPACE IN A

CASINO TO PLAY A PENNY SLOT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU'D THINK THEY'D JUST STOP

YOU AT THE DOOR AND HAND YOU

A DOLLAR.

"ALRIGHT, JACKPOT.

BEAT IT."

[LAUGHTER]

I'LL BET YOU THEM COCKTAIL

WAITRESSES AIN'T COMING AROUND

WITH THEM FREE DRINKS TO THE

PENNY SLOTS.

YOU KNOW, "COCKTAILS?

COCKTAILS?

COCKTAILS?"

PROBABLY JUST AN OLD DUDE WITH

A BUCKET.

"WATER.

WATER."

[LAUGHTER]

"RIGHT OVER HERE, MY GOOD MAN."

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

"YOU WERE RIGHT ON TIME."

I DON'T WANNA WALK AWAY FROM

THIS BABY AND LET IT COOL OFF.

I'M UP A BUCK, 40 RIGHT NOW.

MATTER OF FACT...

[TOSSES COIN'S]

GET YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, WOW.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

A FRIEND OF MINE IS

30-YEARS-OLD AND SHE'S

MARRYING A GUY WHO'S 19.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

WOW.

LOOK AT THAT.

LOOK AT YOU.

LADIES LOVE THAT.

I THINK IT COULD WORK.

YEAH.

AND IF THEY'RE SMART ABOUT IT,

YOU KNOW, THEY'LL PLAN THE

WEDDING AROUND THE SAME TIME

AS THE PROM AND RENT THE ONE

TUX.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE SAYS HE'S NOT IMMATURE.

YEAH.

WE'LL SEE IF SHE STILL THINKS

THAT THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE

A DISAGREEMENT AND HE CALLS HER

A POO-POO HEAD.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ [MUSIC PLAYING]

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