Richard Lewis - Doctor's Office

Cathy Ladman & Bob Odenkirk Season 1, Ep 0109 02/24/1992 Views: 409

Richard usually meets women at his doctors' offices. (1:29)

I JUST BROKE UP WITH SOMEBODY.

I GUESS I'M BETWEEN PAINRIGHT NOW, QUITE FRANKLY.

( laughter )

I'VE BEEN SO BURNED, I MEAN,I DESERVE TO FEEL PARANOID.

I MEAN, I JUST, UH...

YOU MEET SOMEBODY.

I MEAN, I'M NO GIFTBUT I'VE BEEN WITH SATAN-ETTES.

I'D SAY, "WHAT DO YOU WANTTO HAVE FOR DINNER?"

SHE SAID,"BLOOD FROM A LAMB"-- THAT FAST.

PRETTY FRIGHTENING--SO NOW I GO OUT TO DINNER

COULD BE THE MOST WONDERFULWOMAN IN THE WORLD

AND WE'LL BE AT SOME RESTAURANT

SHE'LL SAY, "YOU THINKWE SHOULD GET AN APPETIZER?"

AND I'LL GO,"DON'T JERK ME AROUND!"

I MEAN, PANIC, AND I ACTUALLYDO THIS AT DINNER

WHICH IS SORT OF SAD.

I DO THE CHARLESTON AT DINNER,WHICH IS EMBARRASSING

BUT I-- RIGHT NOW, I'M BASICALLYJUST LIVING VICARIOUSLY

THROUGH HEALTHY COUPLESLIKE YOURSELVES, WHICH IS GOOD.

MY BIGGEST PROBLEM DATING--IT'S TOUGH TO DATE NOW, ANYWAY--

BUT I FALL IN LOVE SO FAST THATI COME BACK AFTER THE FIRST DATE

"SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE"AND THEY SAY, "WHAT DID SHE DO?"

"I DON'T KNOW,I THINK SHE'S A MAMMAL.

I THINK SHE'S A MAMMAL."

YOU KNOW, AND WHEREDO YOU MEET PEOPLE?

I USUALLY MEET PEOPLEAT MY DOCTORS' OFFICES

BECAUSE I GO ALL THE TIME.

IT'S EMBARRASSING, LIKEAT THE SKIN DOCTOR LAST WEEK

YOU KNOW IN THE LOBBY,THE NURSE:

"HI, MR. LEWIS, STILL HAVETHAT RASH ON YOUR BEHIND?"

YES, I DO, I DO.